You Need These Labyrinth Slippers NOW

These Labyrinth-inspired slippers are what dreams are made of.

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Anybody who has never seen the movie Labyrinth, especially after David Bowie’s timely passing, should immediately had to Blockbuster Video and rent the video cassette. Or download it. Whichever option makes more sense to your millennial minds.
Some damn beautiful bastard out there in the world managed to make plush slippers out of the biggest star in that movie; the blue-haired worm that gives Jennifer Connelly bad directions. If you haven’t seen it, watch it, and then tell me that worm doesn’t stick with you, somewhere in your subconscious where even David Bowie’s Tina Turner wig fears to go. If you want these slippers, complete with several sprigs of sewed-in My Little Pony tracks, they are available here for 50 bucks.

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If that sounds pricey to you, just ask yourself how much it is worth to wear a piece of cinematic history.

 

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