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Naked Hairless Guinea Pigs (because that’s what this day calls for)

Written by Bryce

Need a reason to keep going? Put the carbs down and enjoy this naked, hairless guinea pig.

Technically this is just one hairless guinea pig, but he is naked in a variety of shots and this is probably going to be the most adorable thing you see today, unless suddenly your best friend gives birth to triplets and dresses them like the Three Stooges, but that’s unlikely, so this is really your best shot at happiness without calories. That’s right– naked, hairless guinea pigs are technically a diet-friendly treat since they require zero Weight Watchers points and offer the additional side bonus of you not having to do any exercise at all. You’re beyond welcome for all the cute animal love.

Ludwik the hairless guinea pig

Ludwik is a naturally hairless guinea pig living in Poland with his human and working as a part time model. He recently recovered from pneumonia and pink eye, as well as a fungal infection, making him the cutest little survivor on this side of the Internet. He obviously has his own instagram account where oodles of hairless guinea pig loves celebrate his existence. The quotes he offered are actually just what I imagine he’d be saying.

"Clean eating isn't just about growing great hair," says Ludwik

“Clean eating isn’t just about growing great hair,” says Ludwik

"Vitamin A is SO important for great, naked skin like mine."

“Vitamin A is SO important for great, naked skin like mine.”

"Sometimes you need a little treat, and that's okay. Don't feel guilty about a small indulgence here or there."

“Sometimes you need a little treat, and that’s okay. Don’t feel guilty about a small indulgence here or there.”

"Citrus has so much vitamin C, and everyone knows you need C to build collagen. LOOK AT MY GLORIOUS COLLAGEN!"

“Citrus has so much vitamin C, and everyone knows you need C to build collagen. LOOK AT MY GLORIOUS COLLAGEN!”

"Blueberries are great for just like, everything. They're basically how I stay energized and gorj on long shoots."

“Blueberries are great for just like, everything. They’re basically how I stay energized and gorj on long shoots.”

"F the world. Everyone deserves a cheat day. GIVE ME ALL THE GLUTEN."

“F the world. Everyone deserves a cheat day. GIVE ME ALL THE GLUTEN.”

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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