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Analingus: A Straight Person’s Guide to Eating Ass

TweetAsshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent [...]

Asshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent times we have seen heterosexuals jumping on the anal bandwagon, with more and more straight guys knocking on the backdoor, eager to be let in. The butthole seems to be having a renaissance, where it is no longer taboo to stick a finger, a dick, or even a tongue in the holiest of p... More...


By • Sep 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


The Canadian Devil Dick Statue

TweetA nine-foot-tall devil statue with an erection recently ‘popped up’ in Vancouver. Nobody knows how or why, but a devil [...]

A nine-foot-tall devil statue with an erection recently ‘popped up’ in Vancouver. Nobody knows how or why, but a devil statue with a raging boner randomly appeared outside a train station in Vancouver last week. Vancouver prides itself on being a progressive city, but I guess the devil’s dick is just one step too far, because they had it abruptly removed by 3:15 on the day it appeared. The ... More...


By • Sep 21st, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


10 Facts About America That Americans Don’t Know

TweetStrange facts about the USA that most Americans don’t realize. I consider myself an ignorant American, since try and stay [...]

Strange facts about the USA that most Americans don’t realize. I consider myself an ignorant American, since try and stay blissfully unaware of what is going on in the world to keep from spiraling into a depression or talking about serious things when I am trying to get drunk. READ MORE: The Top Five Worst U.S. Cities to Visit Being ignorant is definitely a lifestyle choice, but they also say that... More...


By • Sep 20th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL


A House That Hangs Off a Cliff

TweetModscape’s modular home hangs off the side of a cliff. Your home is supposed to be a refuge from the [...]

Modscape’s modular home hangs off the side of a cliff. Your home is supposed to be a refuge from the world where you can relax and enjoy some peace and tranquility. Would you be able to do that if your house was hanging off the side of a cliff over the ocean like a fucking barnacle? This conceptual vacation house by Modscape is designed as a five-story fantasy with breathtaking views of the sky ... More...


By • Sep 19th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Where Are They Now: Your Favorite 80s Cartoons

TweetHave you ever wondered what became of your favorite cartoons from the 1980s? Where Are They Now? from Steve Cutts [...]

Have you ever wondered what became of your favorite cartoons from the 1980s? Where Are They Now? from Steve Cutts on Vimeo. I certainly have. Jessica Rabbit is simultaneously both the reason I became gay, and the reason I once thought I was straight. I remember dressing up as He-man at the tender young age of 4, not knowing that one day I would wear basically the same outfit to the club on special occa... More...


By • Sep 19th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Internet


10 Astonishing Facts About the Human Body

TweetThese facts about the human body are simultaneously interesting, strange, and kind of disgusting. I will never forget the words [...]

These facts about the human body are simultaneously interesting, strange, and kind of disgusting. I will never forget the words of Baz Luhrmann: “Love your body, use it in every way you can, do not be ashamed of it, or what other people think of it, it is the greatest instrument you will ever own”. When I was younger I used this quote as an excuse to be a rampaging slut. Now that I’m 30 (Edi... More...


By • Sep 17th, 2014 • Category: Family Health, HEALTH


Male Birth Control is Finally Almost Here

TweetMale birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a [...]

Male birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year. For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores. No more... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Introducing the Black Cheeseburger

TweetIn Japan, Burger King has introduced a black cheeseburger. If you are into artificial black buns, normally you only have [...]

In Japan, Burger King has introduced a black cheeseburger. If you are into artificial black buns, normally you only have to look so far as any video featuring Nicki Minaj. Japan has decided that it is no longer fair for Nicky to have carte blanche on black buns however, and has introduced a cheeseburger with both black buns, and black cheese. Called the “Kuro Burger”, which surprisingly means “b... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Understanding the Penis: Morning Wood, Demystified

TweetThe scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your [...]

The scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your boyfriend’s huge boner poking you upon the precipice of your rectum, you probably thought one of two things: 1) Party time, or 2) What exactly is the story behind morning glory? For those of you who chose the first response, I applaud you. For those who chose the second, there is actually a sc... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Craigslist BenchPress Troll

TweetSometimes trolling Craigslist is all the entertainment you need. If you are the type of person that gets bored easily [...]

Sometimes trolling Craigslist is all the entertainment you need. If you are the type of person that gets bored easily and likes fucking with people,  I assume you probably live on Craigslist. Craigslist was basically invented for people to exchange goods and services online and then get trolled like a bawss. Anyone who has anything near to a decent education knows there are certain unspoken rule... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT