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NSFW: Male Sex Dolls

TweetThese male sex dolls are so realistic, they might even fool your vagina. I won’t lie, I have always been [...]

These male sex dolls are so realistic, they might even fool your vagina. I won’t lie, I have always been kind of fascinated by the idea of sex dolls. Up until recently, sex dolls have consisted of vinyl blow up dolls with printed-on faces so off kilter they look like Lindsay Lohan trying to act. Computer technology has led to much more realistic versions of sex dolls, and a California based comp... More...


By • Nov 25th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Five Thanksgiving Penis Cakes

TweetThanksgiving is a great holiday excuse to bust out the old penis cake pan. I don’t know about you, but [...]

Thanksgiving is a great holiday excuse to bust out the old penis cake pan. I don’t know about you, but if I were asked about the top 5 things I am most thankful for in this life, penis would definitely be on the list. It’s that time of year when we all sit around the table getting quietly buzzed while our mothers force us to discuss how blessed we are #FirstWorldProblems. Generally I try to b... More...


By • Nov 25th, 2014 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Seals Raping Penguins

TweetApparently there are seal rapists stalking around the Antarctic. I know that human beings can get into some pretty raunchy [...]

Apparently there are seal rapists stalking around the Antarctic. I know that human beings can get into some pretty raunchy stuff, but I have recently learned that we have nothing on Seals, as there is documented evidence of seals having sex with penguins. Penguins have been known to get into some pretty freaky shit too, including necrophilia, sexual coercion, and sexual abuse of baby penguins (sad... More...


By • Nov 23rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


It’s a Thing: DIY Lace Front Eyebrows

TweetWhat did the world ever do before the existence of eyebrow wigs? Lace front eyebrows are now a thing. I [...]

What did the world ever do before the existence of eyebrow wigs? Lace front eyebrows are now a thing. I am not a beauty editor, in fact Bryce has specifically told me not to write anything about beauty because my strong suit is making people laugh at inappropriate things. One of my other strengths though, is bringing attention to topics that make you ask: “what the fucking fuck?” Thus, I was ... More...


By • Nov 23rd, 2014 • Category: Hair


Words and Phrases to Ban in 2015

TweetThis list of words needs to be banned from the English language starting in 2015. Slang words come and go, [...]

This list of words needs to be banned from the English language starting in 2015. Slang words come and go, it’s a fact of life. There are some words that I hate so much I cringe every time I hear them, such as epic, FAIL, and totes. There are some words I actually use myself, such as jakes (an abbreved version of J.K.), henny (an urbanized gay version of honey), and toads (the correct version of t... More...


By • Nov 22nd, 2014 • Category: Advice


So Los Angeles Has a Gay Jail?

Tweet A look inside the gay wing of the L.A. Men’s Central Jail. Watching this video has made me feel [...]

A look inside the gay wing of the L.A. Men’s Central Jail. Watching this video has made me feel a whole lot better about all the illegal shit I have done in the past. My only hope is that if I ever do get caught, it happens in Los Angeles. As anyone who has ever seen Orange is the New Black will tell you, there are many cultural enclaves in prison. Generally, people flock together based on race... More...


By • Nov 21st, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Bitch Perfect, the Pitch Perfect Parody

TweetBitch Perfect is a new parody video by Todrick Hall that everyone needs to see. I like the movie Pitch [...]

Bitch Perfect is a new parody video by Todrick Hall that everyone needs to see. I like the movie Pitch Perfect. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I love it, but then I have never really been one of those Broadway gays that knows every word to the Sound of Music, and dreams of seeing my name in lights, as opposed to scratched onto the bathroom wall, as it is now. I will always be 100% behind anyt... More...


By • Nov 21st, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Movies


Stressed Out? Jump Into a Box of Kittens!

TweetResearch finds that the cure for stress is a glass box full of kittens. I have never really been a [...]

Research finds that the cure for stress is a glass box full of kittens. I have never really been a cat person, but I am definitely a kitten person, especially a box of kittens person. Anyone who tells you that kittens aren’t cute is a damned liar. The truth is that there really is no such thing as an ugly kitten (unlike humans), and it really isn’t their fault that most of them grow up to be c... More...


By • Nov 18th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, HEALTH


What Does Homophobia Mean, Actually?

TweetWhat does homophobia mean, actually? This breaks it down:   Being from the south, I am no stranger to homophobia. I [...]

What does homophobia mean, actually? This breaks it down:   Being from the south, I am no stranger to homophobia. I will never forget the time I went to Winn Dixie and bent down to grab something on the bottom shelf, and some rednecks in full-on camouflage couture gaped at the thong that was peeking out of my jeans. In my defense, it was the 90s, in Florida, and whale tails were a thing. Homophobia, at i... More...


By • Nov 18th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Weird Medicine: Swedish Taxis Offer Free Psychotherapy

TweetToday’s weird medicine: Relieve stress on the go with a Swedish taxi psychotherapist. A taxi service in Stockholm is trying [...]

Today’s weird medicine: Relieve stress on the go with a Swedish taxi psychotherapist. A taxi service in Stockholm is trying something new when it comes to travel by offering free psychotherapy for its passengers. The three-week initiative, started by Taxi Stockholm is geared towards helping people by putting three licensed psychologists in the back seats of cabs. Obviously the psychologists have... More...


By • Nov 17th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL