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Five Etsy Penises For Your Viewing Pleasure
Tweet Gifts for grandma As the token gay writer for TLS, a certain task has fallen upon me. This “calling” [...]
Gifts for grandma As the token gay writer for TLS, a certain task has fallen upon me. This “calling” as I refer to it, is to bring to your eyes all things penis and penis-related. I personally believe you can never have too much penis in your life, and the folks over at Etsy obviously agree. Whether you need a penis shaped chapstick holder, or fun penis charms to give to your best ... More...
By Gary • May 22nd, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys
Is a Little Jealousy Between Friends Healthy?
Tweet They say that in relationships, a little jealousy is a good thing. When you are dating someone, a bit [...]
They say that in relationships, a little jealousy is a good thing. When you are dating someone, a bit of jealousy might stir up the romance, and create some passion. Does it work the same way with friendships, though? The short answer is no. The reason it works in relationships is because relationship jealousy has nothing to do with comparison. When you get jealous of some random hoe that comme... More...
By Gary • May 21st, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Five Facts About Flathead Lake, Montana
Tweet Anyone who has ever even glanced at a Pinterest board has seen photos of Flathead Lake, though most don’t [...]
Anyone who has ever even glanced at a Pinterest board has seen photos of Flathead Lake, though most don’t even know it. The lake is famous for its crystal clear water, which appears as shallow as a Taylor Swift song, even though it’s actually around 370 feet deep (just like Taylor Swift’s v@gina). Here are five other, little known facts about Flathead Lake. Flathead Lake is th... More...
By Gary • May 20th, 2013 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations
12 Creative Ways to Decorate a Small Apartment
Tweet Chances are, if you moved away from home at the age of 18, you have probably lived in your [...]
Chances are, if you moved away from home at the age of 18, you have probably lived in your share of small apartments. If you moved to New York, you probably still live in tiny studio walk-up, and possibly share a bathroom with your entire floor. I was lucky enough to get a large enough apartment, but my living room is roughly the size of one of Jennifer Lopez’s butt cheeks. Regardless of th... More...
By Gary • May 20th, 2013 • Category: Bedroom, Decor, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Interiors
The Steampunk Interior Design Trend
Tweet Here at the Luxury Spot it’s our job to keep up with trends, even if they are stupid. I’ll [...]
Here at the Luxury Spot it’s our job to keep up with trends, even if they are stupid. I’ll be the first to admit that I just don’t understand the steampunk trend. Dressing like a Victorian robot doesn’t really make sense to me, and there is nothing inherently sexy about a laboratory filled with copper pipes. That being said, steampunk decor isn’t nearly as offensive as st... More...
By Gary • May 18th, 2013 • Category: Bathroom, Bedroom, Decor, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Interiors
Five Utterly Ridiculous Engagement Photos
Tweet This fantasy engagement turned into an nightmare when he demanded wedding night anal. Engagements are supposed to be a [...]
This fantasy engagement turned into an nightmare when he demanded wedding night anal. Engagements are supposed to be a very happy time. The reason for this is that you normally propose to someone either in the height of your love, or the height of your pregnancy. Either situation normally brings the happy, so naturally you should celebrate this occasion with a few photos. These couples however, don&#... More...
By Gary • May 15th, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Wedding
25 Creative Ways To Say No
Tweet A lot of people have problem saying “no”. I am not one of these people, unless we are talking [...]
A lot of people have problem saying “no”. I am not one of these people, unless we are talking about sex, but that is neither here, nor there. The reason people find it difficult to refuse others is that they are worried about looking like a bad guy, or making someone else unhappy. Most of the time, when they agree to something, it is more about the way they will be perceived, and l... More...
By Gary • May 14th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
We Found The One Thing Richard Branson Isn’t Good At
Tweet Richard Branson is arguably the epitome of the American dream, even though he isn’t American. He is a self-made [...]
Richard Branson is arguably the epitome of the American dream, even though he isn’t American. He is a self-made man who came from nothing, and grew to become one of the richest men in the world. While he may be a lot of things however, we managed to find the one thing he doesn’t do well. Drag. Apparently, he lost a bet with another billionaire airline-owner, which resulted in him d... More...
By Gary • May 14th, 2013 • Category: CELEBS, ENTERTAINMENT, FOOD AND TRAVEL
Get Dazzled and Crashed by Zebras and Rhinoceroses at Sabi Sabi Private Game Reserve
Tweet In things you definitely didn’t know news, a herd of zebras is called a dazzle, and a group of [...]
In things you definitely didn’t know news, a herd of zebras is called a dazzle, and a group of rhinoceros is referred to as a crash. These are just two kinds of wildlife that inhabit the Sabi Sabi Private Game Reserve. Located in South Africa, the game reserve has all the perks of a typical African resort such as safaris, luxury bungalows, spa services, and fine dining. Sabi Sabi’s claim... More...
By Gary • May 13th, 2013 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Hotels, Vacations
Reasons That You Need a Pet Jellyfish In Your Life
Tweet All the cool kids nowadays are abandoning their booble-eyed goldfish and bitchy bettas in favor of something a little [...]
All the cool kids nowadays are abandoning their booble-eyed goldfish and bitchy bettas in favor of something a little more dangerous and sexy. Not only is a pet jellyfish a more unique option, it’s also better from a decorative standpoint. The goal with any type of tank system is to add a little bit of the exotic to your interior. Jellyfish are obviously better conversation starters than ... More...
By Gary • May 13th, 2013 • Category: Bathroom, Bedroom, Decor, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Interiors
