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10 Astonishing Facts About the Human Body

TweetThese facts about the human body are simultaneously interesting, strange, and kind of disgusting. I will never forget the words [...]

These facts about the human body are simultaneously interesting, strange, and kind of disgusting. I will never forget the words of Baz Luhrmann: “Love your body, use it in every way you can, do not be ashamed of it, or what other people think of it, it is the greatest instrument you will ever own”. When I was younger I used this quote as an excuse to be a rampaging slut. Now that I’m 30 (Edi... More...


By • Sep 17th, 2014 • Category: Family Health, HEALTH


Male Birth Control is Finally Almost Here

TweetMale birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a [...]

Male birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year. For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores. No more... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Introducing the Black Cheeseburger

TweetIn Japan, Burger King has introduced a black cheeseburger. If you are into artificial black buns, normally you only have [...]

In Japan, Burger King has introduced a black cheeseburger. If you are into artificial black buns, normally you only have to look so far as any video featuring Nicki Minaj. Japan has decided that it is no longer fair for Nicky to have carte blanche on black buns however, and has introduced a cheeseburger with both black buns, and black cheese. Called the “Kuro Burger”, which surprisingly means “b... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Understanding the Penis: Morning Wood, Demystified

TweetThe scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your [...]

The scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your boyfriend’s huge boner poking you upon the precipice of your rectum, you probably thought one of two things: 1) Party time, or 2) What exactly is the story behind morning glory? For those of you who chose the first response, I applaud you. For those who chose the second, there is actually a sc... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Craigslist BenchPress Troll

TweetSometimes trolling Craigslist is all the entertainment you need. If you are the type of person that gets bored easily [...]

Sometimes trolling Craigslist is all the entertainment you need. If you are the type of person that gets bored easily and likes fucking with people,  I assume you probably live on Craigslist. Craigslist was basically invented for people to exchange goods and services online and then get trolled like a bawss. Anyone who has anything near to a decent education knows there are certain unspoken rule... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


September in New York: Five Things to Do

TweetMust-do activities for September in the city. I am from Florida, so even though I can appreciate Fall for what [...]

Must-do activities for September in the city. I am from Florida, so even though I can appreciate Fall for what it is, I still fucking hate it because I know it means winter is backed up on its ass waiting to force me into winter hibernation. That being said, September is the month where it isn’t really hot or cold, so you can run errands without worrying about butt sweat, and also save some mone... More...


By • Sep 13th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


5 Charming Tea Rooms to Visit in the UK

TweetIf you love a good spot of tea, you will love these five tea rooms in the UK. The Bat’s [...]

If you love a good spot of tea, you will love these five tea rooms in the UK. The Bat’s Wing Tea Room, Isle of Wight I fucking love tea, and not just because I have an unhealthy obsession with British men.  I drink green tea every morning, and throughout the day. I have even created my own little ritual where I do pushups and situps while my water boils, then I pour the tea into an ornate gold... More...


By • Sep 12th, 2014 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Creepiest Church Singing Group Ever

TweetThis church singing group may be the reason Atheism is on the rise. I never went to church much as [...]

This church singing group may be the reason Atheism is on the rise. I never went to church much as a kid, except of course for free Easter egg hunts and to pick up donated food for our Thanksgiving dinner. Thus, being raised in a religiously ambiguous house there are a few things I feel like I missed out on. If I had attended church more, I might have a much stronger connection with creepy old men ... More...


By • Sep 12th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Nine Male Superheroes Get Hello-Kittied

TweetNine of the world’s most famous male superheroes get prettified. I have never really found superheroes to be that hyper [...]

Nine of the world’s most famous male superheroes get prettified. I have never really found superheroes to be that hyper masculine. Honestly, dudes running around saving helpless women while wearing tights and masks always seemed a little gay to me. My childhood heroes were the hot men of the International Male catalogue, because it takes real balls to maintain your dignity while wearing a fishnet shir... More...


By • Sep 10th, 2014 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT


Woman Makes Life-Like Dolls With Her Children’s Hair

TweetMarilyn Mansfield has over 300 dolls, including one that was made with her son’s hair. In fucking creepy news, New [...]

Marilyn Mansfield has over 300 dolls, including one that was made with her son’s hair. In fucking creepy news, New York-based doll-maker Marilyn Mansfield is so obsessed with dolls that she treats them like actual babies, walks them around in strollers, and has used her son’s hair to make one of them feel more like family. It should be mentioned that that doll’s name is Davina Star, her husb... More...


By • Sep 9th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Toys