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Men’s Favorite Sex Positions

TweetThese three moves are at the top of your man’s list of favorite sex positions. Contrary to popular belief, when [...]

These three moves are at the top of your man’s list of favorite sex positions. Contrary to popular belief, when gay people have sex, they use pretty much the same sex positions as straight people. The butthole, after all, isn’t located that far from the vadge. I will concede that it feels a little different since we have no clitoris, but the logistics are pretty much the same. I know a lot abou... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



This Mustache Wax Makes Whiskey Taste Better

TweetYou can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax. Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it [...]

You can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax. Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it again. Lesbians and lumbersexuals everywhere are rejoicing because popular whiskey brand Johnnie Walker has launched a mustache wax that makes whiskey downright palatable. The 100% natural beeswax comes in three flavors- Piperine Pepper, Citrus Essence, and Ginger Root, and are designed to c... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2015 • Category: Food, Hair


Five Unique Hotel Amenities to Obsess Over

TweetHotels are always in competition to provide the best, most unique amenities. When I visit a hotel, the only amenity [...]

Hotels are always in competition to provide the best, most unique amenities. When I visit a hotel, the only amenity I need is a bathtub. I know this may seem disgusting to most people because of all the bathtub horror stories out there, but the point of a vacation is to relax, and I can’t relax without my tub time. While I have stayed in a lot of hotels in my day, and I have often been surprised at t... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Hotels


Things That Exist: Tampon Flasks

TweetBooze Tubes are tampon flasks for the modern woman– literally flasks shaped to look just like tampons. I don’t know [...]

Booze Tubes are tampon flasks for the modern woman– literally flasks shaped to look just like tampons. I don’t know much about vaginas, but I know that putting alcohol in one will probably kill whoever is attached to it. That being said, I like that someone took the time to invent Booze Tubes, making smuggling alcohol that much easier. Have you ever tried to sneak liquor into a lady’s lunc... More...


By • Jul 26th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Introducing Sea Bunnies

TweetThese marine slugs are as cute as baby bunny rabbits, and we’re officially renaming the species ‘sea bunnies.’ I love [...]

These marine slugs are as cute as baby bunny rabbits, and we’re officially renaming the species ‘sea bunnies.’ I love bunnies. I always get a little misty eyed when I look at Cocoa Puffs, because in case you don’t know, it looks just like bunny crap, and I miss my little bunny so badly. The Jorunna Parva species of sea slug bear a striking resemblance to small rabbits, and has ... More...


By • Jul 26th, 2015 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


A Giant Chicken Church in Indonesia

TweetThis giant prayer house in the Indonesian jungle is shaped like a chicken. I have seen a lot of churches [...]

This giant prayer house in the Indonesian jungle is shaped like a chicken. I have seen a lot of churches in my day, but never actually worshipped in one. Maybe it’s because nobody has created a church for the god that I worship yet; The Church of Browsing The Internet. I know for a fact though, that most churches aren’t shaped like poultry. Created by an eccentric man named Daniel Alamsjah, the ... More...


By • Jul 25th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Live Off the Grid in a Shipping Container

TweetShipping containers are the most popular trend in living off the grid. Anyone who knows me knows that my favorite [...]

Shipping containers are the most popular trend in living off the grid. Anyone who knows me knows that my favorite fantasy is to live off the grid in the middle of the woods, far away from any prancing homos, annoying girls, and horrible NYC people who take themselves too seriously. Anyone who knows me also knows it’ll probably never happen because IFL the Internet. Regardless, fantasies are fant... More...


By • Jul 24th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, HOME AND REAL ESTATE


Jurassic Porn Parody

TweetThe world obviously needs a porn parody of Jurassic Park. I haven’t actually seen Jurassic World, but I can tell [...]

The world obviously needs a porn parody of Jurassic Park. I haven’t actually seen Jurassic World, but I can tell you without a doubt that Bryce Dallas Howard has the sexual magnetism of a white trash baby doll with Down’s syndrome. Also, the only thing I have really heard about the movie is that it’s ludicrous that she is wearing heels throughout even though she’s running from fucking velo... More...


By • Jul 24th, 2015 • Category: Movies


Ladybeard, the Most Famous Crossdresser in Japan

TweetLadybeard is a bearded cross-dressing Australian pop star in Japan. Since you all probably know how entertained I am by [...]

Ladybeard is a bearded cross-dressing Australian pop star in Japan. Since you all probably know how entertained I am by all the fuckery that comes out of Asia, I won’t bore you with those details. The short version is basically that all sorts of weird, bat-shit things come out of Asia, and Ladybeard is hardly an exception. Originally born Richard Magarey in Australia, Ladybeard wasn’t born unti... More...


By • Jul 21st, 2015 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Five Healthy Reasons You Must Visit Sydney

Tweet Sydney is a great place to visit for a healthy vacation. I have never been to Australia, but once I [...]

 Sydney is a great place to visit for a healthy vacation. I have never been to Australia, but once I marry well it will be one of the first trips on my list. Besides the fact that I love Australian guys, Sydney also hosts a slew of health related activities to refresh the spirit, rejuvenate the soul, and keep you young and your rectum regular. Many times when I go on vacation I spend the entire time... More...


By • Jul 20th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations