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Top Five Ridiculous Dog Birthday Cakes

TweetDoes the phrase “animal parent” seem funny to anyone else? While I agree that dogs do become part of the [...]

Does the phrase “animal parent” seem funny to anyone else? While I agree that dogs do become part of the family, I don’t think they should be treated like children. Yes, they shit everywhere and have the unique opportunity to ruin family functions just like children, but they also get to run around naked for the extent of their lives, and they smell each other’s butts. Dogs don’t care whet... More...


By • Apr 23rd, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Food


Eight Ways to Tell if You Have a Drinking Problem

TweetWhen you are in your early twenties, your only drinking problem is figuring out how to smuggle a plastic handle [...]

When you are in your early twenties, your only drinking problem is figuring out how to smuggle a plastic handle of vodka into the club using nothing but your Kate Spade clutch and good looks. In your thirties, the hangovers start taking days to abate, and you start to wonder if maybe it is time to slow down. I will admit that as a “social” gay guy in my early thirties (and by “social”, I me... More...


By • Apr 22nd, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Alcohol


Take Your Kids Clubbing in New York

TweetIt’s a known fact that most kids can’t wait to grow up. Has your 7-year-old daughter been practicing her twerk [...]

It’s a known fact that most kids can’t wait to grow up. Has your 7-year-old daughter been practicing her twerk in front of the TV for months now, just waiting for her chance to shine? Is your 6-year-old son so good at flirting at the park that you are ready to see what he is really capable of? Do you just want 10 minutes alone to have a stiff drink while your kids tire themselves out by jumping arou... More...


By • Apr 22nd, 2014 • Category: Cities, Parenting


How to Say Whore in Any Language

TweetNo matter where you are in the world, the word whore pretty much means the same thing. Hooking is, after [...]

No matter where you are in the world, the word whore pretty much means the same thing. Hooking is, after all, the oldest profession. Thus there are many reasons you should both know how to say, and understand the word whore in different languages. If you are in Brazil, and want to hire someone bump uglies with for the low price of $13, you need to know what to ask for.  If you are in Italy, and ... More...


By • Apr 20th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Have You Ever Wanted to Bathe in a Rainbow?

TweetAptly called the Grand Prismatic Spring (named by drag queens, obviously) this natural wonder is a gorgeous hot spring located [...]

Aptly called the Grand Prismatic Spring (named by drag queens, obviously) this natural wonder is a gorgeous hot spring located in Yellowstone Park that basically looks like a bubbling hot tub surrounded by a rainbow. We have been seeing a lot of rainbows lately, from the moonbows over Victoria Falls to that solar rainbow that had everyone snapping Instagrams and going blind last week. The Grand Pris... More...


By • Apr 20th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Apparently the UK is Infested by Giant Ratzillas?

TweetNormally, I would always be in favor of a quick trip to the UK, however I might think twice now [...]

Normally, I would always be in favor of a quick trip to the UK, however I might think twice now that the country is infested with giant rats. Massive rodents the size of cats have been reported all over England, some of which are almost 2 feet in length. Dubbed “ratzillas” by super creative people, the rats have even been discovered in people’s apartments. The European Union prohibits the use ... More...


By • Apr 18th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, HEALTH


Nudity is Now Legal in Munich

TweetDo you detest wearing clothes? Do you find that covering your nipples and gennies feels unnatural and restrictive? If so, [...]

Do you detest wearing clothes? Do you find that covering your nipples and gennies feels unnatural and restrictive? If so, you should probably head over to Munich where it is legal to walk around in nothing but your birthday suit. Public nudity is no new thing for Munich, but last autumn the nude sunbathing laws expired, so there has been much ado about whether or not public nudity should be allowed. I am... More...


By • Apr 15th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Happy Early Easter: Bunnies Eating Cherries

TweetI know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no [...]

I know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no pun intended), so I decided to post them early. At first glance you might think these bunnies are bloodthirsty, monstrous beasts ready to take off someone’s finger at any second. Then, when you realize they are just eating cherries it kind of becomes adorable, right? Right? No? Happy Easter anyway, ya b... More...


By • Apr 15th, 2014 • Category: SHINFO


This Cat Has a Job. What’s Your Excuse?

TweetMeet Tama the cat, the station master of a Japanese train station who probably has a better job than you. [...]

Meet Tama the cat, the station master of a Japanese train station who probably has a better job than you. For the past seven years, Tama has attracted tens of thousands of tourists to Kinokawa City, Japan by dressing up like a station master and posing for photos. Sweet gig, #amiright? 20,000 tourists visit from Hong Kong and Taiwan to visit the cat, and she is credited with revitalizing the tour... More...


By • Apr 13th, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Amazing Colorful Vintage Images From the Past

TweetTechnology nowadays has made almost anything possible. I should know, since I add a dab of Photoshop to almost every [...]

Technology nowadays has made almost anything possible. I should know, since I add a dab of Photoshop to almost every photo that is taken of me. In recent years, photos have been popping up of historical images, enhanced with color. Sometimes the effect just looks stupid, but most of the time the images become hauntingly beautiful, because it makes them look recent, even though most of the subject matt... More...


By • Apr 13th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT