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A 270 Foot Slip ‘n Slide is Coming To NYC

TweetAs part of the Summer Streets program, a 270-foot slip ‘n slide will be coming to Manhattan. One of my [...]

As part of the Summer Streets program, a 270-foot slip ‘n slide will be coming to Manhattan. One of my favorite parts of growing up in the South was the slip ‘n slides. In Florida we had this crazy thing called grass. It was soft, green plant-like stuff that covered the grounds and made it really easy to slide down a piece of water-covered plastic during hot summer days. If you tried to do that... More...


By • Aug 1st, 2015 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL



Travel Tips From a Drag Queen

TweetAlaska Thunderfuck, from Rupaul’s Drag Race fame gives traveling tips. If there is anyone in the world who you should [...]

Alaska Thunderfuck, from Rupaul’s Drag Race fame gives traveling tips. If there is anyone in the world who you should get travel tips from, it’s a drag queen. Drag queens travel around the country a lot practicing their craft, and they not only have to pack their boy clothes, but their performance outfits, about 1,000 pounds of drug store quality makeup, pre-shellacked wigs in various styles, and ... More...


By • Jul 31st, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Did Gisele Wear a Burqa to Hide a Boob Job?

TweetThe Internet speculates that Gisele Bundchen wore a burqa to hide plastic surgery. I have known a lot of women [...]

The Internet speculates that Gisele Bundchen wore a burqa to hide plastic surgery. I have known a lot of women that have gotten a lot of boob jobs. Some women are proud, and show their new knockers off by getting drunk and wearing tube tops to incite jealousy in all their friends who have to wear bras. Some women try and hide their new boobs, hoping all their friends will think they just had an a... More...


By • Jul 31st, 2015 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Men’s Favorite Sex Positions

TweetThese three moves are at the top of your man’s list of favorite sex positions. Contrary to popular belief, when [...]

These three moves are at the top of your man’s list of favorite sex positions. Contrary to popular belief, when gay people have sex, they use pretty much the same sex positions as straight people. The butthole, after all, isn’t located that far from the vadge. I will concede that it feels a little different since we have no clitoris, but the logistics are pretty much the same. I know a lot abou... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


This Mustache Wax Makes Whiskey Taste Better

TweetYou can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax. Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it [...]

You can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax. Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it again. Lesbians and lumbersexuals everywhere are rejoicing because popular whiskey brand Johnnie Walker has launched a mustache wax that makes whiskey downright palatable. The 100% natural beeswax comes in three flavors- Piperine Pepper, Citrus Essence, and Ginger Root, and are designed to c... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2015 • Category: Food, Hair


Five Unique Hotel Amenities to Obsess Over

TweetHotels are always in competition to provide the best, most unique amenities. When I visit a hotel, the only amenity [...]

Hotels are always in competition to provide the best, most unique amenities. When I visit a hotel, the only amenity I need is a bathtub. I know this may seem disgusting to most people because of all the bathtub horror stories out there, but the point of a vacation is to relax, and I can’t relax without my tub time. While I have stayed in a lot of hotels in my day, and I have often been surprised at t... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Hotels


Things That Exist: Tampon Flasks

TweetBooze Tubes are tampon flasks for the modern woman– literally flasks shaped to look just like tampons. I don’t know [...]

Booze Tubes are tampon flasks for the modern woman– literally flasks shaped to look just like tampons. I don’t know much about vaginas, but I know that putting alcohol in one will probably kill whoever is attached to it. That being said, I like that someone took the time to invent Booze Tubes, making smuggling alcohol that much easier. Have you ever tried to sneak liquor into a lady’s lunc... More...


By • Jul 26th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Introducing Sea Bunnies

TweetThese marine slugs are as cute as baby bunny rabbits, and we’re officially renaming the species ‘sea bunnies.’ I love [...]

These marine slugs are as cute as baby bunny rabbits, and we’re officially renaming the species ‘sea bunnies.’ I love bunnies. I always get a little misty eyed when I look at Cocoa Puffs, because in case you don’t know, it looks just like bunny crap, and I miss my little bunny so badly. The Jorunna Parva species of sea slug bear a striking resemblance to small rabbits, and has ... More...


By • Jul 26th, 2015 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


A Giant Chicken Church in Indonesia

TweetThis giant prayer house in the Indonesian jungle is shaped like a chicken. I have seen a lot of churches [...]

This giant prayer house in the Indonesian jungle is shaped like a chicken. I have seen a lot of churches in my day, but never actually worshipped in one. Maybe it’s because nobody has created a church for the god that I worship yet; The Church of Browsing The Internet. I know for a fact though, that most churches aren’t shaped like poultry. Created by an eccentric man named Daniel Alamsjah, the ... More...


By • Jul 25th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Live Off the Grid in a Shipping Container

TweetShipping containers are the most popular trend in living off the grid. Anyone who knows me knows that my favorite [...]

Shipping containers are the most popular trend in living off the grid. Anyone who knows me knows that my favorite fantasy is to live off the grid in the middle of the woods, far away from any prancing homos, annoying girls, and horrible NYC people who take themselves too seriously. Anyone who knows me also knows it’ll probably never happen because IFL the Internet. Regardless, fantasies are fant... More...


By • Jul 24th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, HOME AND REAL ESTATE