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Missed Connections for People That Piss You Off

TweetProof that missed connections are about more than love connections. Living in New York City, you are pretty much guaranteed [...]

Proof that missed connections are about more than love connections. Living in New York City, you are pretty much guaranteed to have at least one crazy experience every time you leave your house. Chances are, that one crazy experience will be enough to send you into a rage spiral so intense your anus prolapses, and you have to move back to Ohio to have surgery on your stressed-out b-hole. This city... More...


By • Mar 3rd, 2015 • Category: Cities, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How to Facetime a Vagina

TweetThe ‘sex selfie stick’ allows you to FaceTime the inside of a vagina. Have you ever wanted to have a [...]

The ‘sex selfie stick’ allows you to FaceTime the inside of a vagina. Have you ever wanted to have a discussion with someone’s genitals? I know I have. There is a list of very specific questions I would like to ask a vagina, such as: “How many dicks have been inside here”, “How many balloons of heroin would fit up here”, and the most important, “Are you afraid of babies?” Thanks to t... More...


By • Mar 3rd, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


Why I Quit Watching Porn

TweetIs pornography killing the intimacy of our sexual lives? I don’t normally agree with Russell Brand on anything, but I [...]

Is pornography killing the intimacy of our sexual lives? I don’t normally agree with Russell Brand on anything, but I randomly stumbled upon this video he made recently, and I have to say, the crazy drag queen has a point. I decided to quit watching porn as a New Years resolution this year (and by quit, I mean I am allowed to watch it once per week). I know you are probably thinking that is c... More...


By • Mar 1st, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Optical Illusion Tattoos You Need to See

TweetThese tats will blow your mind. To borrow a quote from this amazing article by Kevin Thornton: “Don’t get a [...]

These tats will blow your mind. To borrow a quote from this amazing article by Kevin Thornton: “Don’t get a tattoo. It’s going to look aesthetically weird and eventually not represent the real you, and instead end up an unfortunate reminder of what a drunken slut you once were in Daytona Beach (which I’ve already stated is fine, but it’s not worth the permanent bookmark.) Get ... More...


By • Mar 1st, 2015 • Category: Art, Skin


Woman Renames Herself After the Alphabet

TweetA Colombian woman recently legally changed her name to include the English alphabet. It has always been a long-standing tradition [...]

A Colombian woman recently legally changed her name to include the English alphabet. It has always been a long-standing tradition for drag queens and transgender people to change their names, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that a woman who looks like a drag queen has decided to do the same thing. A Colombian woman recently decided that her previous name of ‘Ladyzunga Cyborg’ wasn’t fucking weir... More...


By • Feb 28th, 2015 • Category: BEAUTY


Eggs That Smell and Taste Like Citrus Fruit

TweetIn Japan, they have developed an egg that smells and tastes like citrus fruit. I may often bitch about all [...]

In Japan, they have developed an egg that smells and tastes like citrus fruit. I may often bitch about all the weird stuff that comes out of Asia, but the truth is I am actually fascinated by it. In fact, if Asia didn’t invent so many rando things, I might never have anything to write about. Today we are focusing on Japan, and the creation of  ‘yuzu tama’ eggs, which reportedly smell and tast... More...


By • Feb 27th, 2015 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Top 8 Fantasy Pets You Wish You Could Own

TweetAll the fantasy pets you wish you could own, but can’t. Currently, the closest thing I have to a pet [...]

All the fantasy pets you wish you could own, but can’t. Currently, the closest thing I have to a pet is hoodie I wear every day (so often that I have started talking to it), and my roommates (who must be referred to as pets since they will shit on the floor if I don’t provide them with toilet paper on the reg). That being said, I did have a dog once for about 6 years, so I know what I’m talk... More...


By • Feb 27th, 2015 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT


NSFW: Danish Reality Shows and Uncensored Penis

TweetWatch the nude Danish dating show ‘Adam Looking For Eve’ for full frontal male nudity. I am pretty sure it [...]

Watch the nude Danish dating show ‘Adam Looking For Eve’ for full frontal male nudity. I am pretty sure it is the year of the penis. Recently, the male sex organ has gotten a lot of attention, from showing it’s turtle-necked head at New York Fashion Week, to the well overdue sexualization of dicks on social media. The penis is finally catching up to the vagina in terms of public awareness, and ... More...


By • Feb 24th, 2015 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, TV


An Adorably Sexist 1950s Kitchen

TweetTake a tour of a never-been-used kitchen from 1956. It’s no secret that the 1950s weren’t a great time for [...]

Take a tour of a never-been-used kitchen from 1956. It’s no secret that the 1950s weren’t a great time for women. Women were expected to be subservient to men, and put their vaginas on ice in favor of creating the perfect nuclear family unit, complete with shellacked hairdos, clean haircuts, and children that would inevitably turn to hard drugs in the 1970s. This house, owned by a man named Nath... More...


By • Feb 24th, 2015 • Category: Decor, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Sex Positions for a Guaranteed Female Orgasm

TweetFemale orgasm sex positions: these sex tips and tricks should guarantee a female orgasm every time. I may be a [...]

Female orgasm sex positions: these sex tips and tricks should guarantee a female orgasm every time. I may be a pretty gay guy, but I know a thing or two about female orgasms. I know some women who can have orgasms by squeezing their legs together, and some who couldn’t even come to the front door. All women, whether fat, skinny, young, old, or even lesbian deserve an orgasm however. Hopefully thes... More...


By • Feb 22nd, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life