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Understanding the Penis: Morning Wood, Demystified

TweetThe scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your [...]

The scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your boyfriend’s huge boner poking you upon the precipice of your rectum, you probably thought one of two things: 1) Party time, or 2) What exactly is the story behind morning glory? For those of you who chose the first response, I applaud you. For those who chose the second, there is actually a sc... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Craigslist BenchPress Troll

TweetSometimes, trolling Craigslist is all the entertainment you need. If you are the type of person that gets bored easily, [...]

Sometimes, trolling Craigslist is all the entertainment you need. If you are the type of person that gets bored easily, and likes fucking with people then I assume you probably live on Craigslist. Craigslist was basically invented for people to exchange goods and services online, and get trolled like a fucking boss. Anyone who has anything near to a decent education knows there are certain unspoken rule... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


September in New York: Five Things to Do

TweetMust-do activities for September in the city. I am from Florida, so even though I can appreciate Fall for what [...]

Must-do activities for September in the city. I am from Florida, so even though I can appreciate Fall for what it is, I still fucking hate it because I know it means winter is backed up on its ass waiting to force me into winter hibernation. That being said, September is the month where it isn’t really hot or cold, so you can run errands without worrying about butt sweat, and also save some mone... More...


By • Sep 13th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


5 Charming Tea Rooms to Visit in the UK

TweetIf you love a good spot of tea, you will love these five tea rooms in the UK. The Bat’s [...]

If you love a good spot of tea, you will love these five tea rooms in the UK. The Bat’s Wing Tea Room, Isle of Wight I fucking love tea, and not just because I have an unhealthy obsession with British men.  I drink green tea every morning, and throughout the day. I have even created my own little ritual where I do pushups and situps while my water boils, then I pour the tea into an ornate gold... More...


By • Sep 12th, 2014 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Creepiest Church Singing Group Ever

TweetThis church singing group may be the reason Atheism is on the rise. I never went to church much as [...]

This church singing group may be the reason Atheism is on the rise. I never went to church much as a kid, except of course for free Easter egg hunts and to pick up donated food for our Thanksgiving dinner. Thus, being raised in a religiously ambiguous house there are a few things I feel like I missed out on. If I had attended church more, I might have a much stronger connection with creepy old men ... More...


By • Sep 12th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Nine Male Superheroes Get Hello-Kittied

TweetNine of the world’s most famous male superheroes get prettified. I have never really found superheroes to be that hyper [...]

Nine of the world’s most famous male superheroes get prettified. I have never really found superheroes to be that hyper masculine. Honestly, dudes running around saving helpless women while wearing tights and masks always seemed a little gay to me. My childhood heroes were the hot men of the International Male catalogue, because it takes real balls to maintain your dignity while wearing a fishnet shir... More...


By • Sep 10th, 2014 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT


Woman Makes Life-Like Dolls With Her Children’s Hair

TweetMarilyn Mansfield has over 300 dolls, including one that was made with her son’s hair. In fucking creepy news, New [...]

Marilyn Mansfield has over 300 dolls, including one that was made with her son’s hair. In fucking creepy news, New York-based doll-maker Marilyn Mansfield is so obsessed with dolls that she treats them like actual babies, walks them around in strollers, and has used her son’s hair to make one of them feel more like family. It should be mentioned that that doll’s name is Davina Star, her husb... More...


By • Sep 9th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Toys


In Real Life Disney Princes Would Actually be A-Holes

TweetIf the Disney princes actually existed, they would be horrible people. I think its high time we all admitted that [...]

If the Disney princes actually existed, they would be horrible people. I think its high time we all admitted that the cartoons we watched in our childhood were actually full of assholes, and no, I’m not talking about all the hidden body parts placed randomly in The Little Mermaid. Not to name names, but Popeye protected Olive Oyl from a rapist, Wile E. Coyote spent his life trying to murder the ... More...


By • Sep 9th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Flight Attendant Sentenced to Jail For Giving a Sleeping Straight Man a Blowjob

TweetIain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a [...]

Iain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a sleeping straight man. If I had a nickel for every time I gave a blowjob to a sleeping straight man I would have no nickels, because every straight man that has slept in the same bed as me has been unable to contain himself. Iain Fisher, a 23-year-old flight attendant has to spend a year in jail... More...


By • Sep 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Mangetsu Man: The Japanese Superhero That Keeps Tokyo Clean

TweetThe streets of Tokyo are safe from dirt, thanks to an anonymous superhero. I don’t know if Mangetsu man wears [...]

The streets of Tokyo are safe from dirt, thanks to an anonymous superhero. I don’t know if Mangetsu man wears a costume to bring awareness to city cleanliness, or because he is ashamed to be an unpaid janitor, but either way I respect it. Mangetsu man’s only superhero powers may be to sweep the streets of the Roppongi district in Tokyo and post for awesome Instagram photos, but at least he has ... More...


By • Sep 7th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL