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Six Embarrassing Pregnancy Portraits

TweetIf you are going to do a pregnancy portrait, make sure it will embarrass your child for years to come. [...]

If you are going to do a pregnancy portrait, make sure it will embarrass your child for years to come. Yes, honey, you were conceived at Electric Daisy. It’s just a coincidence that we named you Molly. We post a lot of awkward pregnancy photos around here, but as long as the world keeps them coming, we will keep posting them. That’s called supply and demand, people. I’m just going to say ... More...


By • Jul 30th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Five C#nty Accessories From Etsy

TweetThese five adorable accessories prominently feature the word cunt. A cunt needlepoint placard, so people know to mind their manners [...]

These five adorable accessories prominently feature the word cunt. A cunt needlepoint placard, so people know to mind their manners in your house. Cunt is arguably the most offensive word in the English Language. I can’t even think of a time I have been angry enough to actually use it referring to a woman, but I can think of about 1,000 instances where I have used it to refer to one of my gay frie... More...


By • Jul 29th, 2014 • Category: FASHION, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Finally, Color Changing Ice Cream

TweetA physicist from Spain has finally invented color changing ice cream. All the Lisa Frank fantasies of my youth have [...]

A physicist from Spain has finally invented color changing ice cream. All the Lisa Frank fantasies of my youth have finally come true. Manuel Linares, a physicist from Spain who decided his talents were better served in the kitchen has invented a new color-changing ice cream called Xamaleon (hopefully just a temporary name). The ice cream is made from natural ingredients, but changes colors as it m... More...


By • Jul 29th, 2014 • Category: Food


A Day-Glo 1980s Neighborhood in Germany

TweetRelive your acid trips of the 1980s at the Happy Rizzi House in Germany. If you are the kind of [...]

Relive your acid trips of the 1980s at the Happy Rizzi House in Germany. If you are the kind of sexy girl that did so much blow in the 1980s you received a complimentary nose job with purchase, the Happy Rizzi House in Brunswick, Germany is probably a welcome, nostalgic sight. Created by New York pop artist James Rizzi, the day-glo cartoon-inspired buildings are set right in the center of a historic Germ... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Sex Slang from the Past That Makes No Sense Today

TweetThese slang terms for sexual intercourse from the past 600 years would not work in the modern world, as I [...]

These slang terms for sexual intercourse from the past 600 years would not work in the modern world, as I have no idea what the fuck they mean. In my own personal vocabulary, I have no less than 100 ways to refer to sex. Sometimes I call it ‘going downtown to poundtown’, and other times I just call it ‘Friday night’. Our society has never been more open about sexuality, to the point where even... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


The World’s Most Phallic Building

TweetThe Ypsilanti water tower in Michigan was named the world’s most phallic building by Cabinet Magazine. In case you aren’t [...]

The Ypsilanti water tower in Michigan was named the world’s most phallic building by Cabinet Magazine. In case you aren’t aware, I like dicks. I like dick-shaped cakes, dick flavored ice cream, and actual dicks, of all shapes and sizes. I pretty much see dicks everywhere I go, so if I ever find myself in Ypsilanti, you can bet your bottom dollar I will be standing in front of the water tower, inst... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Look Good for the Apocalypse with a Fashionable Gas Mask

TweetProtective gas masks have recently received a fashionable makeover. Just because the world is going to end soon, doesn’t mean [...]

Protective gas masks have recently received a fashionable makeover. Just because the world is going to end soon, doesn’t mean you can’t look good. With all the Asians in New York wearing those horrible hospital masks, it was really only a matter of time before someone decided to dial up the fashion a few notches. The first “social gas mask” was recently invented, designed for chemical warf... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2014 • Category: FASHION


Welcome to the Peacock-pocalypse

TweetThe city of Palos Verdes, California is chock-full of free-roaming peacocks. Peacocks are my favorite animal, based on the fact [...]

The city of Palos Verdes, California is chock-full of free-roaming peacocks. Peacocks are my favorite animal, based on the fact that they are beautiful assholes, which I can relate to. So if I ever decide to move to a suburb of California, the Rolling Hills Estates in Palos Verdes will probably be my first choice. Peacocks have had free range of the town for the last 100 years, believed to have come... More...


By • Jul 25th, 2014 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Top 7 Geometric Tattoos

TweetIf you are looking to get a hip, stylish tattoo, you could do worse than a geometric design. The two [...]

If you are looking to get a hip, stylish tattoo, you could do worse than a geometric design. The two fundamental lies that every child is told are that you have to go to college to be successful, and that when you grow up, you will use math every day. I am that guy that took 2 years just to pass pre-algebra, so I can say with some certainty that I don’t use math every day. Regardless of that, geom... More...


By • Jul 23rd, 2014 • Category: Skin


10 Must-Have Drinking Accessories

TweetIf you really like to drink, you have to buy these 10 alcohol accessories immediately. A spill-proof martini glass for [...]

If you really like to drink, you have to buy these 10 alcohol accessories immediately. A spill-proof martini glass for sloppy homos everywhere (like me). Normally on Tuesday afternoons, I write about sex and relationships. Today is no exception, since I believe the most important relationship a person can have is with alcohol. Alcohol is also the tool I use to get laid most of the time, so this post... More...


By • Jul 22nd, 2014 • Category: Food