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To Erection And Beyond!
Hey Disney, Hows about you stop with the sexually explicit toys huh?!?!
I love Disney, especially it’s sexual innuendos, but this takes it to “infinity and beyond!” See what I did there? Clever right?! Anyway, this Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is a blatant display of the crap Disney tries to get away with. How this got through any sort of test group, managers, assembly, and to the stores to your kiddos is beyond me. All I know is that if I had kids, I pro... More...
By Emily • Nov 22nd, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
Is That An Elephant In Your Book Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
You say trunk, I say penis.
Ok, so I am just going to say what most people already know about me and that is that I’m a total perv. I see the dirty side of EVERYTHING so when I saw this picture on Reddit from TheAbyssGazesAlso, I immediately thought “OMG PENIS!” Apparently some people don’t agree according to the comments, but take a look at the picture and judge for yourself. Do you see a regular eleph... More...
By Emily • Nov 15th, 2010 • Category: Books, ENTERTAINMENT
Excuse Me, You Have Some Foreskin On Your Face
Foreskin in your skin cream?! Thanks Oprah!
It’s true. That face cream you have sitting in your bathroom could have traces of infant foreskin in it. This isn’t a debate on how you feel about circumcision, I really don’t care, but this is more about what is done with the leftover skin. Turns out that infant foreskin has unique cell properties, like those found in stem cells, which makes them extremely versatile and can e... More...
By Emily • Nov 10th, 2010 • Category: Family Health, HEALTH, Mom Health
Got Milk? (In Your Eye)
Russians sure know how to get guys to drink milk!
Title pretty much says it all. We know that Europe is a little more progressive and less stuck-up when it comes to raunchy ads that gets heads turning. That’s why when I saw these really beautifully done photographs by Alena Nikiforov for milk ads from Russia, it took me a minute to realize really what they were trying to say. Man milk. As these ads correctly suggest, sometimes it gets in yo... More...
By Emily • Nov 4th, 2010 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, Internet
Don’t Fight With Your Unborn Fetus
I feel really sorry for April the fetus.
I’m not a mom, but one thing I know for sure is that this is absolutely insane. Moms-to-be PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop making Facebook pages for your fetus’. It’s creepy. It’s also bizarre you talking for them and even more bizarre when you use them as a pawn to get at your baby daddy. Granted, Brad should just leave well enough alone, but I agree with him in thinking that ... More...
By Emily • Nov 3rd, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
When Your Heart Says McDreamy, But Your Vagina Says McSteamy
Lusting over the construction guy during that time of the month is normal. Really!!!!
If you know anything about most of us Luxury Spot chicks, it’s that we love our guys a little rough around the edges. Oh, and by “most of us,” I mean Ashley. The girl loves herself some lumberjack and according to a recent study, when women are fertile, they crave men of the more masculine variety if they are currently dating someone with a less masculine face. While this ... More...
By Emily • Nov 1st, 2010 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets
Tweet Thanks to BoredPanda.com for compiling a list of very inappropriate advertisements that would not only be banned today, but [...]
Thanks to BoredPanda.com for compiling a list of very inappropriate advertisements that would not only be banned today, but would probably have the FCC and the LMAO (Lame Moms of America Organization) on their asses like woah. I personally see nothing wrong with them, but I usually am the one that’s way off on all things respectable and “kosher.” Check them out and see what you t... More...
By Emily • Oct 31st, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
And Other Things That Are Totally Obvious…
Tweet So according to WRAL out of North Carolina, diet and exercise have been shown to help the severely obese. [...]
So according to WRAL out of North Carolina, diet and exercise have been shown to help the severely obese. Wait, seriously?! I thought sitting on your ass and eating excessively would have been beneficial! Thank God there are people spending money and time to research this or else no one would know and I’m being completely sarcastic. The article states that a study “published in the J... More...
By Emily • Oct 29th, 2010 • Category: Adult Health, Family Health, HEALTH
The “What Not To Do” Love Letter
Tweet Dear Jonathan, I have a couple answers for you. 1) If we aren’t holding your hand, it’s because we [...]
Dear Jonathan, I have a couple answers for you. 1) If we aren’t holding your hand, it’s because we don’t want to. No time limit buddy, Jessica just isn’t feeling it. Either do it or wait for her to do it. Somethings are just better off not discussed. 2) Girls don’t like to be smothered. We as a messed up rule tend to go for the jerks, the assholes if you will. While... More...
By Emily • Oct 27th, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
Scrub Away Injustice!
Tweet What better way to say “I support equal rights” than showering with the leader of Civil Rights himself?! Martin [...]
What better way to say “I support equal rights” than showering with the leader of Civil Rights himself?! Martin “Loofah” King can scrub away years of guilt and injustice in the shower. It even mocks his infamous “I have a dream” by saying “I have a clean.” That doesn’t even make any sense!!! Inappropriate. “Have A Wash and Be Inspired!” For r... More...
By Emily • Oct 26th, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
