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Hello Kitty wine: my life is complete

Yea… Hello Kitty wine.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, oh gods of cuteness, cats and alcohol!  My life will never be the same. The unbearable attraction to cuteness and silly little brightly colored Asian things has been slowly evolving on this side of the Pacific.  A Kimora Lee Simons collection here, a Target toaster there, Kitty and friends have been winning over the impressionable souls of everyone, from 3 to... More...


By • Mar 31st, 2010 • Category: Alcohol, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Just in time for the weekend!

TweetThis is absolutely brilliant. Ladies, write this down: www.inumbr.com inumbr lets you use a fake (or, as they call it, [...]

This is absolutely brilliant. Ladies, write this down: www.inumbr.com inumbr lets you use a fake (or, as they call it, “temporary”) phone number that will forward the call to your phone, so you never have to give out your digits to some random sketchbag (um, why would you ever?).  So, if you’re not exactly trusting your judgement after the third martini, make sure you’ve got ... More...


By • Jan 8th, 2010 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Moja Mix: Be Your Own Superhero!

Tweet I don’t like cereal. Nor do I particularly dig granola mixes: the couple of times I was going to [...]

I don’t like cereal. Nor do I particularly dig granola mixes: the couple of times I was going to be good and buy one there was always something in it I did like.  So, understandably, when I got a chance to try the new Moja Mix I was a little apprehensive. The concept is genius: you make your own mix on the easy-to-use mojamix.com and they ship your selection.  You get to choose a ba... More...


By • Nov 10th, 2009 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Feeling down? Make a Sassy Green-Tea-ni!

TweetI’m a big fan of combining antioxidants with alcohol:  if you’re going to drink anyway, might as well have something [...]

I’m a big fan of combining antioxidants with alcohol:  if you’re going to drink anyway, might as well have something remotely good for you!   From my special Green-Tea-ni you’ll get natural energy and antioxidants of green tea, and all kinds of goodness from the acai berries that are said to improve digestion, help detox (yeah, vodka detox) and improve sexual performance. Here is w... More...


By • Nov 2nd, 2009 • Category: Alcohol, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Happy Halloween!

TweetSo many ways to be excited about Halloween!  Pumpkins,  candy, trick-or-treating, dressing up in slutty costumes…   EATING BREAD THAT LOOKS [...]

So many ways to be excited about Halloween!  Pumpkins,  candy, trick-or-treating, dressing up in slutty costumes…   EATING BREAD THAT LOOKS LIKE HUMAN FLESH?… Yeah, that’s actually bread.  Thai artist Kittiwat Unarrom makes head (and other body parts and organs)- molds and then decorates the gory fleshy dough with chocolate and food coloring. Happy Halloween!  Mmm,... More...


By • Oct 31st, 2009 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SHINFO


Cooking with coffee!

TweetCoffee-crusted steak?  Coffee wings? Weird or delicious? When Starbucks sent us some samples of their new VIA instant coffee, I [...]

Coffee-crusted steak?  Coffee wings? Weird or delicious? When Starbucks sent us some samples of their new VIA instant coffee, I thought it would be a fun challenge to come up with recipes that use coffee in non-traditional ways.  After some googling, I got plenty of ideas of what can be done.  Then I gave myself two days to complete them in my teeny tiny kitchen. The guy at the supermarket chec... More...


By • Sep 28th, 2009 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


I think your ass is winking at me?

TweetImagine you’re 73 years old.  Imagine you live in Everett, Washington, happily surrounded by your five children and seven grandchildren.  [...]

Imagine you’re 73 years old.  Imagine you live in Everett, Washington, happily surrounded by your five children and seven grandchildren.  And then, one day, sometime between Bingo and the evening news, inspiration strikes and you decide to PAINT EYES ON SOMEONE’S ASS. Even better, when later the, um, artist (designer? Prop manager?) was interviewed about the sources of such unus... More...


By • Sep 24th, 2009 • Category: SHINFO


Cuddle your way around the world!

TweetCuddle tourism is the best way to travel. And no, I’m not just talking about creepy cuddle parties where you [...]

Cuddle tourism is the best way to travel. And no, I’m not just talking about creepy cuddle parties where you get to snuggle with strangers. Though that’d be interesting, too. Cuddling cute animals is the new and best way to travel around the world.  On your next visit to Tokyo make sure to visit the popular Calico Cafe. Calico prides itself in having 20 resident cats that you can snug... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2009 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL


Gee, Thanks!

TweetDear amazon.com seller, Thanks for the textbook.   I also really appreciate you brightening up my otherwise dull and mundane walk [...]

Dear amazon.com seller, Thanks for the textbook.   I also really appreciate you brightening up my otherwise dull and mundane walk up to my apartment yesterday. Turns out it’s way more fun when you meet your neighbors while holding this box: AND it’s a gift that keeps on giving – I’m guessing every time that I see the aforementioned neighbors! It’s gonna be grea... More...


By • Sep 11th, 2009 • Category: SHINFO


Getting laid, one heart-shaped cucumber at a time

TweetAsian countries regularly hand us our asses in all things cute and also all things very weird (and sometimes both).  [...]

Asian countries regularly hand us our asses in all things cute and also all things very weird (and sometimes both).  Rabbits wearing  sweaters, sperm banks with a personal touch, you name it. So you know how I was talking about vodka watermelons a few posts back? Well, here is an EVEN BETTER idea and a surefire way to get some lovin’ and some antioxidants:  get this new Japanese hear... More...


By • Sep 3rd, 2009 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL