Before I say anything else, I figure I should tell you that this scene really happened at about 10 PM last night. After a quick stop at the Lilly Pulitzer event on Madison Ave we headed to a party a few blocks south to see flame-eating performers whilst we ate some more easily-digested fare before heading home to relieve the sitter. We headed home on my husband’s bike, by the way (which explains why I walked in with a helmet). Anyway, the person who comes up with the funniest caption will win a bag full of beauty goodies worth at least $100. GO FOR IT!
PS: yeah, that’s a bottle of breastmilk in my hand.
Whaddya mean this helmet won’t protect me from teeth???
Darth Vadar’s Mom breastfeeding – stars their just like us.
practicing my football carry, Sanchez has nothing on me. #newjetsqb
Helmet Couture: Accessorize to protect against your baby’s projectile spit-up
Motherhood is hard. Wear a helmet.
What?! I have a helmet on?!
Clearly, you misinterpreted the term “Use protection.”
“Live to Ride, Ride to Live” huh? Don’t believe the hype.
Introducing the Bottle Helmet. Keeping strangers’ eyes of your leaky boobs since 2012.