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My friend looks like Mila Kunis, you should date her.

By • Nov 21st, 2013 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

You: a single, eligible NYC-area bachelor with a serious attraction to Mila Kunis.

In this edition of Date My Friend, my recently single gal pal is searching for a perfectly charming NYC-area eligible bachelor. The bonuses with Ms. M (I’ll disclose her full name when we narrow down the dudes) are endless- she’s pretty, she’s witty, employed, cute, super sweet, and totally a good family member (she’s a twin!).

This 25 year old brunette was born Jewish, but is totally open to any guy with the right heart, brain, and appreciation of good food. Her ideal match is ambitious, social, independent, and must be totally trustworthy. Also, for those of you shallow dudes, don’t worry- she totally has a beyond hot bod, too.

So guys, who wants to date Miss M? Leave your comments below… she’ll take a look and see who she thinks is a good fit for her. Remember to comment with your age, city you live in, and any really interesting life particulars like “Jason, teacup poodle breeder, Midtown Manhattan, 31.”

 

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is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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10 Responses »

  1. Hi I’m Alex and would like to meet Mila

  2. 35yo Computer nerd from Brooklyn NY..

  3. David, 30, Manhattan, I’ve seen Bryce puke in a garbage can (several times), but then again who in this city hasnt?!

  4. Corey, 22, writer and versatile.

  5. Miss M is such a hottie!! ‘d give anything to go on a date with this dream girl!

  6. i think you’d make an exception for me

  7. i haven’t and it’s probably because she’s always preggers. don’t talk mess of Brycey poo

  8. Lucille Ball, 102, comedienne.

  9. She’s adorable Miss B, and I do not find Mila Kunis remotely attractive. Hope everything is going well Bryce, my path has taken a Biblical Job like direction over the past few, and have missed the posts and articles of one of the few satirists I consider to be on my caliber, Ill be back in NYC for Hanukkah and Christmas with both my parents when filming and school wraps up out here, I’d love to hang out with you guys. I am sure it would be tons of larfs for all!!!

  10. Your right, I must have been mistaken. She was probably just making sure the recycling was properly separated.

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