Screw Hogwarts, let’s go to Mermaid Academy.
I’ve always felt this void because I never received my letter from Hogwarts. However, with my new recent discovery, I don’t care about being a wizard, I want to be a mermaid. Mermaids are magical creatures that are effortlessly beautiful and probably just so easy to get along with.
I’ve just booked the next flight out of JFK and I’m heading to the Philippines. The Philippines Mermaid Academy caters to all genders and ages which is perfect for all of us! The new mermaid academy is the first in the world to turn “mermaiding” into a school like course and I’m ready to get going. Here’s what you need to know: they give you a beautiful fin to wear, classes aren’t held in a pool but off a beautiful white beach, and there’s different types of courses for everyone.