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Make a New Year’s Revolution

Written by Bryce

Get out there and make a New Year’s Revolution while there’s still time.

When I saw this vintage New Year’s card from the 1960’s I immediately imagined all the substances that these guys must’ve been on and how many weird swirls of color they were all seeing as they had their photo taken. But then I realized… each new year should be grabbed by the hairiest part of the testicles and taken to a whole new level. Get out there tiger- start a revolution (or at least switch to a higher fiber breakfast).

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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