Was yesterday’s open letter to the people of Long Island not enough? Following that letter, several readers wrote in with photo evidence of their horrific Long Island experiences.
So I ask you, Long Island, when will this end?
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Why do most of them look like Tranny’s? And not in a good way.
BSJ is making a mothafuckin pilgrimage.
Is that your boy Papermaker in photo 2?? You sure these photos arent from Staten Island? Or better yet by the looks of the hot mess that they are they might be from Plum Island.
Now that I’ve scraped myself off the floor … it never ceases to amaze me what some folks think looks good. ;-D thanks for sharing.
All this animosity toward Long Island is very unbecoming. Did someone’s significant other happen to stray there? I do agree that they all look like trannies or exotic dancers, I have never seen an adult use the fashion flare shown in these weekly photos. Guess I do not frequent the same venues or mud slinging sites.
Why do they think any of that even looks good? The women tan to the point that they look like orange raccoons, and the men look like Ken dolls… in a very bad way.
CYLONS!
It’s like our little own new jersey, right here in new york.
that last one actually made me scream in horror a little bit.
OMFG….what in the hell is that last pic of?! That’d be a great poster child for plastic surgery addiction.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i. hate.