Lindsay Lohan: You’re a #crazymothatweeta

2009 was the year of oversharing. Starring the tweet addicts, Facebook status abusers, BBM biatches and the lucky ones who got called out (by area code) on Texts From Last Night. 2010 is still in the overshare phase and when it comes to celebs, their private lives got so much more public (Ashton thanks for twitpic’n Demi’s ass) when they joined twitter and let their virtual mouths run.

#mywifeis40checkoutherass

One of my favorite whack jobs to follow on Twitter is Lohan. She has the best verbal ‘reah out there. She drunk-tweets, emo-tweets and cheat-tweets. Nothing’s worse than being a crazy-ass lesbian scorned who’s manned with a blackberry and cut-out leggings (which apparently aren’t her original designs). I love that Lohan tries to say that: “2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :),” but a few nights later she’s drunk tweeting about a skinny DJ that broke her teeny bopper heart: “Funny how I’m rushing back to see @samantharonson when she says she’s with her step- bro alone – and 2girls? That wasn’t mentioned.” Like a true drunk that hates themselves in the morning, Lohan deleted these tweets so there’s not evidence…but the web never permanently erases things, now does it?

this is my sexy "i'm on a motha f$*kin' boat" pose

Lohan has some advice for us all though – “Trust yourself, and be true to you… Don’t let others distract you from who you are and what you want 🙂 2010 xo.”

Thanks Lohan, you’re like the Eckhart Tolle of the new decade. XO

what high class hooker wouldn't wear these?