Lezzieland: There’s No Such Thing
I know all you guy readers are probably thinking “Sh*t, no such thing as a town filled exclusively with lesbians.”Â Don’t worry, there’s always free lesbian internet porn to turn to.
Apparently several Chinese media outlets have been going buckwild with claims that 25,000 lezzards are co-habitating in Chako Paul City, a cute little place in the forests of Sweden.Â (side note: 25k Swedish lesbians?!)
According to reports, the lesbian residents are also hostile: men are beaten to death by blondes at the gates.Â Apparently Chinese men en masse are eating this fantasy up, and Sweden-bound flights from major Chinese cities are UP.
â€œAt 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years,â€ says a representative of Sweden’s Board of Tourism.
So, if you have a need for Swedish lesbians, I suggest looking here instead.