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Levi Johnston: Let’s See Your Balls

Written by Bryce

Oh, Levi.  Sarah Palin’s clan doesn’t want you, and you’ve got child support to pay.  What better way than to show your balls to the entire free world?  Heck, it’s a way to exercise your civil liberties, which obviously is a good way to show Americans that you had every right to be a part of the coulda-been-second-family.

Thanks to StraightCollegeMen.com for posting a public letter, you just might get that chance.

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That’s 25k, baby, and you need it.  You’re a hardly-educated teen with a kid to raise and few skills to speak of (yet). Plus, you’ve got a decent body!

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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