My awful Tuesday morning began with my commute taking almost twice as long as it should thanks to the B train and the lovely MTA, and as a result I began dreaming of my weekend earlier than normal. I’m just in the mood for a real good one this time..an all out raging good time to celebrate the end to the work week. And what is the #1 necessity for such weekend debauchery? A SLOT MACHINE DRINK DISPENSER! DUH!
$17.99 at GraveyardMall.com
Okay, so maybe that wasn’t the first thing that came to your mind but..it should be. This is pretty freakin cool..it holds 1.4 liters of your favorite booze and dispenses it into your average size shot glass when you pull the lever. What better way to have a party without hiring a bartender? You don’t feel the need to tip, so you have more money and are willing to do some more shots which leads to some craziness which is always a good time. So get your shot dispenser and accompanying booze, hit the jackpot and have a weekend full of raging weekend debauchery.
