Lady Almost Dies from Pillsbury Rolls. Sorta.

I know I shouldn’t judge anyone, but if you suspect you’ve been shot in the back of the head… do you just hang tight for an hour or so till someone tries to get you, or do you reach for your damn cell phone and dial 911?!

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber