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Ugly Chanukah Rompers for Men Now Exist

Ugly Chanukah Rompers for Men Now Exist

TweetBring peace on Earth with ugly Chanukah rompers for men. I know what you’re thinking, fellow Jewish friend — there’s just never enough ugly Chanukah gear out there. Like, is this our greatest challenge since walking in the desert all those years ago and pioneering the low-carb diet? Possibly, but if you were the one praying for Moshiach now, the universe has thrown you a bon... »

Moschino Wants You to Buy this $895 Dry Cleaning Bag Dress

Moschino Wants You to Buy this $895 Dry Cleaning Bag Dress

TweetIf you’re in the market for a dry cleaning bag dress, we’ve got good news. We know what you’re thinking. But why? Well, it’s clear Moschino designed this dry cleaning bag dress for the clean-obsessed, the person who is constantly laundering her linens, never wears the same thing twice, and has never, ever been known to drape a pair of jeans over the chair in her room f... »

British Man Just Proved You CAN Fly with Just Balloons

British Man Just Proved You CAN Fly with Just Balloons

TweetSeriously, you can fly with nothing but balloons and the will to rise. If you think this is a joke, it’s not, and some British guy named Tom Morgan is living his best life as a modern day Webster. For those of you too young to remember Webster, here’s a reference so you’ll understand the rest of what’s happening here. That tiny, adorable comedian actually flew off a pa... »

WTF Glitter Tongue is a Thing

WTF Glitter Tongue is a Thing

TweetWhy does glitter tongue exist, though? Well, friends, the internet is canceled because glitter tongue is now a thing. When tongue popping in selfies started to gain popularity over the last year, covering it in glitter was really the next logical step. My one and only response can be WHY? This is hardly as cool as the glittery Minnie Mouse shoes that exist. How glitter tongue started What app... »

This is a pimple cake and it will ruin your day

This is a pimple cake and it will ruin your day

TweetThis is a pimple cake. Yeah, you squeeze the little mounds. If you’re the type to go nuts trying to clear blackheads on your own skin and spend hours toiling late at night on the internet watching those horrid zit extraction videos, good news — there’s a cake for you. In fact, this pimple cake may even be the birthday cake of your dreams if you’re the type to obsess ov... »

Forever 21 is stealing designs and we have the receipts to prove it

Forever 21 is stealing designs and we have the receipts to prove it

TweetForever 21 is stealing designs from designers, and we have the proof. Everyone loves a good cheap frill, but if you’re wondering how exactly Forever 21 can keep churning out endlessly cute and fresh designs at rock bottom prices, we’ll give you a hint — it’s not just cheap sweatshop labor. Fresh, unique designs from original artists come at a cost, a steep cost, and if... »

Why is everyone doing this weird squished boob heart thing?

Why is everyone doing this weird squished boob heart thing?

TweetCan someone please explain this squished boob heart trend? (Semi NSFW) I am not a doctor. I am not a medical expert. I am, however, a woman with boobs (for decades now, thank you very much), and like to think I understand the basics of humanity. I get that hearts are super cute, and most people love boobs (either at infancy, beyond, or both), but I simply do not understand why people are taki... »

Florida is Hiring a Professional Iguana Wrestler

Florida is Hiring a Professional Iguana Wrestler

TweetSeriously, you can get paid to wrestle iguanas in Florida. Obviously this iguana wrestling job is in Florida, because where else? If you think we’re kidding, we’re totally not, and we want you to know that you can make $22 an hour wrestling these reptiles into southern submission. If you ever doubted America’s greatness, let this job opening put all that to rest immediately,... »

Panic in the Streets: Coke Zero is Being Pulled from the US Market

Panic in the Streets: Coke Zero is Being Pulled from the US Market

TweetCoke Zero is dying a fast, honorable American death this week. It’s officially time to panic in the streets the same way the people of New York did after the stock market collapse of 1929, because holy crap: Coke Zero is being pulled off American store shelves as early as NEXT WEEK and that is simply not enough time to make a run on all the banks, collect all the cash, and buy every eve... »

Forever21 is Selling a Fur Bikini, Internet is Confused

Forever21 is Selling a Fur Bikini, Internet is Confused

TweetForever21 is selling a fur bikini and nobody seems to understand why. We’ve dug up a lot of questionable fashion items for sale on the internet over the last few weeks, and we want to let you know that our journalistic pursuits stretch far beyond detachable booty pants and the famous clear plastic pants that nearly broke the internet — we’re here for all the totally weird fa... »

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