If you love a good spot of tea, you will love these five tea rooms in the UK.
The Bat’s Wing Tea Room, Isle of Wight
I fucking love tea, and not just because I have an unhealthy obsession with British men. I drink green tea every morning, and throughout the day. I have even created my own little ritual where I do pushups and situps while my water boils, then I pour the tea into an ornate gold tea-kettle and take it to my office (a desk in my bedroom). I can get between 3-4 cups of tea out of that sexy little tea-kettle. It cost me $7 at a thrift shop.
I have an trip to the UK coming up (Dublin, London, Paris), and you can bet your sweet ass I am going to enjoy some afternoon tea. Obviously this inspired me to find some tea rooms to check out, so here are five great choices, especially if you are looking for a historically accurate, authentic afternoon tea experience.
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And before you ask, yes I am aware that my crude ass will have to be on my best behavior, or risk being deported for insulting an entire cluster of countries. #AmericanAsshole
The Bridge Tea Rooms, Bradford-on-Avon
The Willow Tearooms, Glasgow
Lucy’s Tearoom, Stow-on-the-Wold
The Essex Rose Tea House, Essex
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