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Slut With a Voice

Written by Bryce

Leann Rimes is a dirty slut.  She was America’s posterchild for family values, virtue, and all that’s good in the land of whitebread and picket fences.  Unfortunately for whitebread America, they’ve lost their posterchild. Leann’s been whoring it up with TV co-star Eddie Cibrian of Ugly Betty.

Sure, he’s hot.  And sure, her husband isn’t the hottest.  But please, cheating is for losers.  Separate first.  Regardless of circumstances… even if you’re married to someone infertile, unattractive, and beaten repeatedly with the wretched-human-being stick.

This isn’t fresh news for a lot of you, but we’re expecting to break an interview with Cibrian’s best friend before anyone else- next week!

Ohhhhh…. Leann.  I met you a few years ago.  Too bad you didn’t keep the wholesome schtick- it worked for you.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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