Sometimes I wish I were still in high school. I feel this way mostly because with social media nowadays, I would have slept with a lot more bi-curious/confused guys, but also because apparently they now serve semen-filled cupcakes. Who ever said high school cafeteria food was disgusting is going to have to reconsider their position. Since we are no stranger here to dick-related baked goods, we obviously have a few thoughts on the matter.
A 16-year-old girl in Bakersfield, CA recently had the bright idea to bake cupcakes for some students who were tormenting her, adding some special bodily fluids into the recipe including pubic hair, ejaculate, expired food, and pills.
When her bullies asked her why the cupcakes tasted like 2 AM on a drunken Saturday, she told them the deal straight up.
I don’t know how I really feel about this, because its one thing to stand up to bullies, but I don’t think this is the right way to go about it. After all, everyone loves semen cupcakes, right? Right?
