pros and cons of long distance relationships

The Pros and Cons of Long Distance Relationships

TweetI would never consider a long distance relationship.  I have a friend who has agreed to be in a committed LDR for 4 years, even though he has only been dating the guy for less than one. To me, he is setting himself up for failure, and I told him so. I believe that the point of a relationship is to fall in love and have experiences, sex, commitment, and sex, and sex, and sex with someone. In m... »

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Does Always Sleeping on Your Side of the Bed Impact Your Relationship?

TweetEveryone has heard that age-old adage about waking up on the wrong side of the bed once in a while (or for an entire week each month), but for one in 20 coupled up men, it happens every day. According to a UK survey on sleeping habits, 10 percent of couples argue about which side of the bed to sleep on, and 1 in 20 men are unhappy with the resolution to those arguments (Girl power, #amiright?... »

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Five Reasons It’s Great To Be Single in the City During Winter

TweetAs the weather changes, so do the relationship statuses on Facebook. The colder it gets, the more people pair off into relationships of convenience for the winter. I know its going against God, science, and society, but I actually think its better to be single during the colder months. Here is why: Traveling in winter is a frozen nightmare. So you are dating a really hot guy/starving musician... »

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How to Get Your Adult Children To Move Out

TweetMy mom always told me that when I turned 18, she was kicking me out of the house. Luckily I was so happy to move out of my hometown she barely had time to say goodbye, but that isn’t always the case (especially in this economy). It should be written into a parenting contract that after you pop out of the vagina, you have exactly 18 years to get your shit together and move out. Unfortuna... »

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Three Surprising Reasons Your Husband Doesn’t Listen to You

TweetSo your husband never listens to you. Whenever you talk, he immediately tunes out, watches TV behind your head, plays Candy Crush on his phone, or starts masturbating. It seems like the more important your message, the less interested your husband is in discussing it. Have you ever dealt with this problem before? If so, listen up because I have a steaming nugget of knowledge to dump on you. T... »

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How to Fake a Relationship with Yourself

TweetSometimes, no matter how much we want love, it is impossible to find. That is why it may be necessary to fake a relationship with yourself. The idea is simple: If you want a relationship, you are more likely to find one if people think you are already taken, because it makes you more desirable. If you can’t find anyone willing to wife you up, do what you do when you masturbate and take ... »

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How to Tell the Difference Between a Real Thing and a Rebound

TweetI have found myself discussing rebounds a lot lately. For those who don’t know, a rebound is when you end a relationship and are so used to being with someone that you immediately try and re-create that connection and situation with someone else. We are all guilty of this, and the story always ends up the same way. One day, you wake up next to your rebound and realize that you would rat... »


Relationship Spotting: Is Trust a Choice?

TweetIs trust a choice? I strongly believe that trust is a choice. Most people argue with me about this, but most people are stupid. When you first meet a guy you have no prior knowledge of him and no history for comparison, so you have to choose to trust him. Many girls (especially those who have dated jerk-offs) go into relationships thinking that trust has to be earned. These girls often end up... »

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The “Unicorn”, and other Relationship Terms You Should Know

TweetRelationship terms are constantly evolving and changing. For instance, back in the day if you said you were feeling gay, it meant happy. Nowadays, feeling gay means you are thinking about putting a penis inside your mouth. It’s a troubling ocean to navigate, trying to stay abreast of language trends and slang, so to help you out I have compiled a quick list of some new relationship term... »


Surprising Ways to Deal With a Cheating Spouse

TweetIt is a known fact that sometimes, spouses cheat. I think it has something to do with being deathly afraid that even though you said your vows, you will only be experiencing one penis or vagina for the rest of your life. It also probably has a lot to do with insecurity. Regardless of the reason, normally my advice would be to lawyer up and come up with an intricate plan for public humiliation... »

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