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WTF Spotting: Prancercise Your Way to a More Fabulous Figure

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Written by Gary

Summer is around the corner, and it is almost time for us to bear the bodies we have been covering in shame all winter. I am sure you think you have a great fitness regiment planned out. You have probably done pilates, yoga, hired a trainer, and done every juice cleanse in the cold aisle of your local Gristedes. I am here to tell you that when it comes to exercising, you don’t know sh!t.

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Prancercising is the new pilates. In fact, I would go so far as to say that it’s the new black. The reason it is so amazingly powerful is because you can do it anywhere. Yes, you may look like a fairy princess unicorn involved in some kind of weird pigeon mating ritual, but who wouldn’t want that?

The best part of the prancercise craze is the spokesperson. She is an author, revolutionary, and a self-proclaimed conservator. If you don’t press play on that video, your thighs will never forgive you. If anything, you will get a great ab workout from the bout of laughter that is about to steamroll over your ass.

 

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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