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glitter beards

Holiday Glitter Beards Are a Thing

TweetGlitter beards: men on Instagram are covering their beards in glitter. As someone who is not only gay, but also pretty crafty, I know how detrimental glitter can be to one’s life. Sure, its pretty and sparkly, but it also sticks to everything and NEVER comes out. In fact, there are only a few weeks before Halloween that my entire apartment isn’t covered in glitter, and then Halloween come and... »

worlds filthiest man

The World’s Dirtiest Man

TweetThe world’s dirtiest man hasn’t bathed in 60 years. You can call me a clean freak if you want, but I bathe at least once a day. If there is even the slightest chance that I might get laid, I also shave my entire body, including my balls, every time I shower. This may seem like a lot of maintenance, but luckily I am part Asian so my body is about as hairy as a tile floor. An Iranian man called... »

bright dyed beards

It’s a Thing: Bright Colored Beards

TweetBright colored beards = religion and rainbows having a baby and raising it in Brooklyn. Last year, I learned that I am actually capable of growing a beard. True, it was a scraggly excuse for a beard that wouldn’t even make a pre-teen Mexican boy jealous, but it was a beard, and it was mine, and I was proud of it. I can’t even fathom how much more proud I would have been if I had thought to dy... »

hipster flower beards

Top Six Hipster Flower Beards

TweetFlower beards are the latest hipster trend to hit Instagram. Unless you have been living under a rock or in a shaved body commune, you know that beards are a thing right now. Once reserved only for for lumberjacks, lesbians, and John Travolta, beards have become much more widespread and socially acceptable. Now, guys have taken to decorating their beards, and their latest trend involves stuff... »

extreme manscaping

Top 8 Examples of Extreme Manscaping

TweetExtreme manscaping is proof that men can have fun with hair removal, too. Is anyone else shocked by this? The costume department from “Clueless” called; they want their skirt back. In this day and age, I think it is important for men to manscape. Normally a little back hair trim and a Venus razor to the balls is all I really require of my gentleman suitors, but I am well aware tha... »

mr. incredibeard

Meet Mr. Incredibeard, the King of Extreme Beard Styling

TweetAs I get older, I find myself increasingly attracted to guys with beards (and not the Hugh Jackman kind). Don’t get me wrong, I am not in the market for a full on lesbian lumberjack, but some nice scruff here and there can be a really sexy thing. That being said, 29-year-old Mr Incredibeard (you should probably follow him on Insties immediately) could definitely hit it. Even though his face-m... »

crazy dog haircuts

Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Drink While Grooming Your Dog

TweetI don’t have any pets anymore, but back in the day grooming my dear dog was one of my favorite things to do. It was a nice bonding moment, mostly because she hated it, so holding her down established some very clear boundaries between us (meaning she would later shit on my floor in retaliation, and I would clean it up like the slave that I was). The nice part was watching her prance aro... »

Turn Your Plain Old Shower Into A Spa Routine

Turn Your Plain Old Shower Into A Spa Routine

TweetMost gals simply don’t have time to be hitting the spa all day (I know, life is hard), but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take a little time to pamper ourselves during the most mundane and routine tasks. I try to go out of my way to add even just 10 minutes to my shower routine for a little pampering (provided my kids are out, napping, or otherwise busy). A 5 minute investme... »

Sex Spotting: Lots of hair or barely there?

Sex Spotting: Lots of hair or barely there?

Tweet I have a good friend who, for the sake of watertight online security we will call Gryce Bruber.  Gryce and I are in an eternal debate about whether or not a man should have a full chest of hair. She doesn’t really like men to groom at all, and is avidly against the hair club for men (in her book, the grayer the better) whereas I prefer a man to take a little time to control the various... »

Man-Hair Problems: Solved

Man-Hair Problems: Solved

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