In case you have been living under a pop culture rock, Fifty Shades of Grey, or as some people call it, the most egregiously successful lady-porn ever produced, is being made into a movie. Since the book series is basically like Twilight for people who have already lost their virginity, the mega-fans have had a lot to say in the casting process, and even went so far as to publicly internet-shame Charlie Hunnam (the original choice for the male lead, who by the way, is a billionaire BDSM-fiend) into turning down the role.
Jamie Dornan, a former underwear model has now been tapped to play Christian Trevelyan Grey (yes, that is his actual middle name according to the FSOG wiki) opposite Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele. I never imagined I would type a sentence like that, and I am sure VC Andrews just rolled over in her grave. One thing is for sure though; whether or not the movie is as horrible as the hair/makeup person on the Twilight movies, these actors are about to bust out of obscurity like Katy Perry’s boobs at a John Mayer concert. To answer your question, yes, Jamie Dornan could pull out my pubes if he wanted.
He would need these glasses to see them though. I keep my not-so-secret garden perfectly manscaped.
