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Expensive Peach Butts (really)

Written by EmilyLallouz

Expensive, fancy peaches are being styled to look like butts. You know, for hungry consumers.

Are you having a hard time finding a healthy alternative for an erotic, yet edible gift for that special someone? It’s 2014 and maybe you’re trying to keep the processed sugar from your edible thongs and bras out of your diet. Luckily those crazy, risqué folks over in China (because who doesn’t think sexy when it comes to China) have come up with an amazing solution.

For the low, low price of about 490 yuan, or $80, you can buy these “water honey peaches” which were called by the The Wall Street Journal as the “the juiciest, most delicious peaches on earth.”  Talk about a juicy double you’ll want to watch your grandma sinking her teeth into!

A perfect gift for the fetish-loving man who just doesn’t get enough fiber in his diet.

 

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EmilyLallouz

Emily is in her 30's-ish, married, and has two dogs and lives in Los Angeles. She tries desperately to not be a boring housewife by doing impromptu getaways and still accidentally refers to her husband as her boyfriend. She makes a living working in reality television. She's very sorry.

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