Christmas

F*ck You if You Don’t Like Christmas

F*ck You if You Don’t Like Christmas

And stockings hung in the motherf*cking fireplace with care. »

BACON for Jesus

BACON for Jesus

I'm Hungry for the Lord. »

Let’s Have A White And Blue Christmas

Let’s Have A White And Blue Christmas

TweetI love Christmas so much because it means I’m going home to regroup and finally get to take a few days off work, play with snow angels, eat my grandma’s food and decorate the tree with my lovely mom. We’ve got this old trunk filled with ornaments my family has been collecting since the 1950’s, but this year I would love to go with a white & blue theme – very ... »

What a Jolly Christmas!

What a Jolly Christmas!

TweetInappropriate holiday attire?  Forgive me, maybe it’s because I’m Jewish, but I think it’s wild to turn your tits into a reindeer.  However, I sort of wish there was a way to do a Jewy version of this… somehow I think Moses’ beard on my boob wouldn’t be as cute. »

Do You Live Here?

Do You Live Here?

TweetIs this your building?  Because it looks to me like the 3rd floor is Christians-only, the 2nd floor is for agnostics and reformed Jews, and the 1st floor is Atheists-only. »

Dear Kyle, You’re Univited.

Dear Kyle, You’re Univited.

TweetDear Kyle in 4D, We thought it would be nice to extend an invitation to you to the building holiday party.  When you arrived, you looked like your normal schlubbish self.  As the evening proceeded, it seemed that the egg nog and Hanukkah Manischevitz were disappearing all-too-rapidly.  But we weren’t really worried till you got excited by Mrs. Miller’s baby Jesus cookie platter... »

(Capricorn) Ladies Love Cool James

(Capricorn) Ladies Love Cool James

TweetFor all you holiday babies, that get jipped when it comes to birthday presents (thats right that means you, little Capricorns) we here at The Luxury Spot want to make up for it with some zodiac compatible hotties. Capricorn’s generally have a very strong personality, they are hard-headed, and independant but very dependable. Capricorns tend to be compatible with Capricorns, mainly becau... »

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