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ASOS Says ‘Free Your Tushie’ With New Pants Offering

ASOS Says ‘Free Your Tushie’ With New Pants Offering

TweetFree your tushie, fashion lover. In the event your tushie has been living a caged life, there’s good news. ASOS, the relatively-fine fashion retailer responsible for clip-on man buns and a variety of questionable fashion moments, has debuted a pair of assless pants that’ll help you show off your fresh butt tuck surgery results. Are we kidding about freeing your tushie by way of a ... »

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EW: Clip On Man Buns

TweetOnline retailer ASOS is set to debut clip on man buns for wannabe hipsters. In the entire world of ‘what the fucks’ this ranks so high on the list I would have to climb Jared Leto’s man pile just to see it. ASOS, a popular online retailer where I bought the wallet that last lasted me four years is doing the unthinkable and releasing clip on man buns. First off, there is no way on God’s green ... »

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Shoe Crave: ASOS Malcolm Pointed Flats

TweetLooking for a fall shoe steal? These Malcolm Pointed Flats from ASOS are your answer. They’re under $100 but look like a high-fashion find. These flats are giving me Céline with a hint of pilgrim. What better way to welcome Autumn? »

Black for Summer

Ways to Wear Black in the Summer

TweetThe wise Yohji Yamamoto once said, “Black is modest and arrogant at the same time. Black is lazy and easy – but mysterious. But above all, black says this: I don’t bother you – you don’t bother me.” What would summer be without modesty, arrogance, laziness, easiness, and mystery? Each of these qualities is seasonless, so why does black need to be confined t... »