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In My Next Life, I’d Like to be a Female Rapper

I know you’re probably surprised by this, but I’ve always found the ways of ladies like Eve, Foxy Brown, Da Brat, and Lil’ Kim mildly alluring… minus the weapons and jail time. This girl, a student at Berklee, is totally my hero for mastering the clean version of Chris Brown, Lil Wayne, and Busta’s big hit… jam on, girlie.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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