In Case of Emergency Break China

I’ve never been one to get into fist fights, but these china knuckles might just make me want to brawl it out over the last pair of 50% off pumps at the local Loehmann’s. They’re also a perfect gift for the feisty and delicate gals in your life, sort of like my Gary.

China Knuckles are for the girl who wants to be chic and eco-friendly while still be conscious of self defense.

China Knuckles are made from a recycled piece of Blue Willow Ware china. The pattern on your knuckles my vary slightly, but they are all cut from blue and white Willow Ware china.

They are the size of standard brass knuckles. 4 1/4″ wide 2 1/4″ tall.

**Warning: Fragile! Not meant for use in an actual fight. If a fight should break out, the sight of these bad boys should earn you instant respect and a white flag.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber