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I Love Your Taco, Baby.

By • Apr 21st, 2009 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT

What the hell is wrong with people in Indiana?  Maybe it’s the shitty economy, or maybe it’s just the total lack of anything worth doing in Southbend, Indiana… but something’s seriously wrong when you need to have group sex in a Taco Bell bathroom.

Matt, I dedicate this post to you.  It’s your birthday, and this encapsulates the 2 things you love most:

Orgies, and Taco Bell.

Happy 28th birthday, you sexy beast.

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15 Responses »

  1. Matt, Have a wonderfully happy birthday! (there is a taco bell not to far from my apt, you know)

  2. Happy birthday Matt! I’m still waiting for that Queen cover, what’s the deal?

  3. Oh shoo, someone should tell Matt and Dan Larkin that getting BJs in a Taco Bell bathroom is NOT appropriate touring activity.

    But, anyway – HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO! :-)

  4. I wonder if it was that Humpty Dance guy getting busy in a Taco Bell bathroom. Happy Birthday.

  5. May you have a wildly indecent birthday. : )
    xoxo

    Aidyn

  6. Mattles,

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY… GET LAID… EAT TACOS

    LOVES YOUU

    Toodles!
    Ashles

  7. Happy Birthday Matty pants!!!
    xoxo
    b

  8. Happy Birthday!!
    You, me, a beef chalupa and some prophylactics.

  9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!!! Go crazy!! Eat tacos!! and lets all avoid the midwest….

    xox
    Emily

  10. Happy Birthday Matt !!

    I hope you get your 8=====D wet today @ Taco Bell

  11. happy birthday matt!!! xo

  12. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN ♡

  13. Sweet Jesus! How come my local Taco Bell don’t have the double BJ room. Thanks ladies!

    BSJ

  14. And here I am and have only been to like taco bell twice in my life. And to Matt, I hope you get to stuff some tacos today, cheers!

  15. happy bday matt, fabolous and warren g to perform “u can’t deny it” at the office tomorrow

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