I Love Your Taco, Baby.

What the hell is wrong with people in Indiana?  Maybe it’s the shitty economy, or maybe it’s just the total lack of anything worth doing in Southbend, Indiana… but something’s seriously wrong when you need to have group sex in a Taco Bell bathroom.

Matt, I dedicate this post to you.  It’s your birthday, and this encapsulates the 2 things you love most:

Orgies, and Taco Bell.

Happy 28th birthday, you sexy beast.

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber