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I <3 Gays

Written by Bryce

I do… I really do.  Gay men of all colors, shapes, and sizes… you’re all my soulmates.  I thank you for constantly reminding me how to wear my makeup, walk in sexy heels, wear lycra like it’s my bitch, appreciate sparkles, and poof out my hair.

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Most importantly, I thank you for this music video that makes me want to pile into a gay boy orgy.  This one goes out to you, Micah Jesse.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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