Ever wish the rules on “How to Be Cool” were spelled out for you? Well whoever wrote this list has it down. Perfectly. If I were Holden Caulfield, I think I’d just call whoever possesses all of these qualities as a “phony” except for hanging out with Steve. I can only guess that refers to this Steve since he didn’t add “convert to Judaism” on his list.
I think I might take some of these for myself like EXXXTREME (everything). I think I will make an EXXXTREME movie about eating meat with Steve and our other online friends in Williamsburg doing 360’s in all black on our way to see our band named “Hollywood” (in which I’m the photographer AND guitarist, ironically) on my motorcycle subsequently getting my leather jacket, Gucci Sunglasses and Ambercrombie & Flitch belt stolen while they make fun of my mohawk, facial hair and indecipherable European accent. Yeah, this could work.
it seems like most of the cool people go to 230 fifth after work.