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Hey Banana, Get a Room

Written by Emily

Ahh nothing screams “Awkward Family Holidays” like inappropriateness at the dinner table.  This family’s holiday dinner reminds me of the worst first date you’ve ever had.  Uncomfortable silences, drinking way too much alcohol, and doing things you wish you could forget.  Except you can’t.  Because it got caught on camera.

Looks like Uncle Rodrigo and his second wife Laura had too much egg nog and forgot where they were. There isn’t enough booze in the world to erase this image from my brain, but believe me I’m gonna try.

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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