The other day, Ashley introduced me to a word that will forever remain in my lexicon: fellationship. She picked it up from What French Women Know by Debra Ollivier, a book that has sat unread in our shared library for far too long. Ollivier uses the term to describe Bill Clinton’s relationship with Monica Lewinsky. It’s exactly what it sounds like – a relationship based solely on blow jobs.
On blow jobs. Not on oral sex, which would imply a mutual exchange (a mutual fellationship between two men is possible, but for the sake of the argument let’s assume that fellationships are one-sided). I know giving is *supposed* to be as good as receiving, but that’s sort of an idealist point of view, is it not? How good do you feel about yourself when you’re consistently giving to someone who never returns the favor? I mean, in that way oral sex is a microcosm of life. Giving head isn’t like buying someone a Christmas present or volunteering. It’s like friendship or your relationship with your boss – if it’s one-sided, it’s no good.
Have you ever been in a fellationship? Was it good? Bad? Hard (LOL)?