In a bid to prove that women are ‘huge complainers’, one man wore heels for a day, and had to get his feet amputated.
Okay, he didn’t really have to get his feet cut off, but it certainly sounds like he wants to.
As a gay guy, I have walked in heels before and can tell you that I could probably do a backflip in them (even though I can’t do one without them). Brandon Cohen, a video correspondent for BroBible.com decided to undertake a social experiment and wear stilletos from 8:30 a.m to 7:15 p.m. What followed was a lot of sitting on his ass, being harassed by homeless men and Asian women, and complaining. Lots of complaining.
First off, I was taught that if you are going to wear heels, you should wear them right. His first mistake was clomping around like a Clydesdale pulling a steam-engine locomotive. If you are going to wear heels, you should glide across the pavement like a fucking swan coming in for a landing. I can’t believe his mother didn’t teach him this.
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At any rate, he now understands why women want to park near the entrance, hate walking by construction zones, and don’t mind walking bare foot over heroin needles at the end of a long night.
