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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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  • Totally. Lucky for me his tongue was bigger than his penis and he had a great sense of humor and villa in the south of France.

  • I just read this to my friend and she said she had a boyfriend whose penis was so small that she was tempted to ask him to wear on a strap-on but that would have hurt his feelings.

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