The Internet speculates that Gisele Bundchen wore a burqa to hide plastic surgery.
I have known a lot of women that have gotten a lot of boob jobs. Some women are proud, and show their new knockers off by getting drunk and wearing tube tops to incite jealousy in all their friends who have to wear bras. Some women try and hide their new boobs, hoping all their friends will think they just had an adult onset growth spurt. I have never before known a woman to insult an entire culture just to hide a little plastic surgery, but then, I don’t know Gisele Bundchen.
Recent photos surfaced showing a woman in a burqa heading into a plastic surgeons office in Paris, France. The reason people think this is Gisele is that she visited the same office weeks before sans the muslim drag, was being carted around by her own chauffeur, and both her and her sister were wearing open toe sandals, which is a big no-no to Muslims. Apparently the model wanted a little boob job and some light eye work to the tune of $11,000.
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As much as Muslims are probably in an uproar, I kind of have to applaud Gisele’s ingenuity here. If she had only done her homework and hired a random driver she probably would have gotten away with it.
Now I am going to question if every burqa I see hides a Vicki’s supermodel with brand new tits underneath.
