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Five Random Gifts for Weird Moms

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Written by Gary

Gift ideas for weird moms.

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Face candles

As everyone who ever popped out of a vagina knows, Mother’s Day is steadily approaching. I know a lot of us come from good, loving, cookie cutter homes where all a mother wants is the love of her children and a nice tube of lipstick for this hallowed day, but this post isn’t about those moms.

This post is for all the weird moms out there. I am talking about the women that own a collection of severed baby doll heads they lovingly refer to as their ‘children’. I am talking about the women who push around empty baby carriages, and love watching scary movies and taking bong hits until 4 AM on weeknights. I am talking about the weirdo moms.

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If you have one such mom, chances are you sometimes have a hard time shopping for her. Here are a few ideas to get your creative juices flowing. Tell your weird mom I said hello.

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A Denture ring

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Val Kilmer Paper Dolls

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A Barbie with a Brain

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A mounted, crochet dildo

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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