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The Gay Son’s Guide To Mother’s Day

You’re the gay love of her life and you need to show her how much you love her with stuff.

If you were born hetero, I really feel terrible for your mother. It’s not that I have a phobia of straight people but a mother really does benefit from having at least one gay son. Seriously. There is nothing my mother loves more than sharing a bottle of pinot and trading stories of lost lovers. It’s a special kind of bond that you probably wouldn’t understand. If you aren’t able to be the gay son your mother always wanted, you can at least gift like a gay son. You’re welcome.

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If you don’t live home, your mother may not know how to make her home smell as best as possible. Unless you’re able to scurry home and make that house a happy home, grab at candle from Diptyque. Available here.

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corey

Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.

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