Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs

Dear Religious Authorities,

You have every right to fear and condemn gay marriage as it has just been revealed that gay marriage is actually responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.  Gay marriage is probably to blame for evil things like evolution, too.  In fact, Darwin was a total homo.

Love always,

Bryce Gruber, on behalf of the entire scientific community

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

  • Samantha

    And here I thought that outfit blinded them and they all fell into a volcano. Notice she matches the fire hydrant; where is Lassie when you needed her?

  • well if dinosaurs all became gay and just married each other of the same sex, eventually they would run out of baby dinosaurs and they would become extinct. im just sayin’

  • Doctor No.

    Please don’t get me started….gays and the whole homo thing…no speical rights and no proof they didn’t choose to be gay…if a guy doesn’t want to DO Bryce..their gay..

  • Samantha

    OMG Doc No, I just burst out laughing. Thanks i needed that.

  • Bryce

    Thanks Doc! I just wish that my friend Dev could see your comment RIGHT NOW.

  • Doctor No.

    Tell Dev to log in and get with the WE LOVE BRYCE program…that wry smile and sexy butt..who couldn’t love you..