If we’ve learned anything from Dr. Dre (and let’s face it we have, he’s a doctor), it’s that “you can’t make a ho a housewife.” This poor bastard is letting his ho go in the nature that’s best: on Craigslist. Be careful though, she hasn’t had any of her shots, and kind of looks like she might need some. Or some sort of cleaning. Or penicillin. And probably Ajax to scour away whatever is left down there. What she did, I don’t know, but I can’t imagine it to be good. Based on first looks, I wouldn’t have pictured her to be the type to “rely on a diet made mostly of alcoholic beverages and Mexican food” because that sounds like my diet, but I digress. Clearly she did some wrongs and her ex is getting some payback. Watch out girl!
