Thanksgiving is a great holiday excuse to bust out the old penis cake pan.
I don’t know about you, but if I were asked about the top 5 things I am most thankful for in this life, penis would definitely be on the list.
It’s that time of year when we all sit around the table getting quietly buzzed while our mothers force us to discuss how blessed we are #FirstWorldProblems. Generally I try to be pretty honest, but the one thing I always do is throw in a sex joke or two. This is probably drastically different from your family, since I was raised to believe that nothing is taboo, but wouldn’t it be funny if just this once, when your mom asks you what you are thankful for, you say penis?
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Chances are it will bring your family closer together, but at the very least it will show your parents that they raised you with a sense of humor. If uttering the word “penis” is something you just aren’t comfortable with, then you should probably either join a fucking nunnery, or use these penis cake photos as inspiration for your own Thanksgiving penis cakes.
