Feeling Down? Grab a Black Dick(towel)

Haven’t you always wanted to live life with a big black dick on your towel?  If so, you’re in luck!


The forefront in towels donning dicks has expanded their line in to the black dicked varitey.

Now on sale — Go to DickTowel.com and snag one for youself for only $19.99.

And if you’d like to keep up with the latest in towel genitalia – make sure to follow @RealDickTowel on Twitter.

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.