Summer in the city guarantees an endless parade of ill-advised fashion choices, but side boob has always been particularly offensive to me. Unfortunately, exaggerated arm-holes and backless shirts are especially popular this season, catapulting side boob violations to an all-time high.

So for those of you who feel entranced by these designs from our go-to joint, American Apparel, please adorn the following article of boob-clothing in order to keep said side boob violations from happening to you.

Join me as I wage my Stop Side Boob Abuse Forever campaign. Miss Oops Boob Tubes are the ideal repeallant for overexposed breasts. At $25 a pop, they come at the same price as your average brassiere,  but they’re much more convenient than those convertible strap contraptions that require the patience of Mother Teresa and an aspirin to figure out

Boob Tubes come in staple colors like neutral and black, but they’re also available in lace if you’re not ready to throw all immodesty out the window. (I’m certainly not.)

Available on MissOops.com.[$25 for lace/solid -- $12.50 sale on select colors]