The New York Fashion Week Drinking Game

It’s no secret that fashion people love to throw a party. Seriously, we’ll throw a party for any fucking thing that comes out of the woodwork. There are those that will go to the opening of an envelope and those that have higher tastes. Well…if you can turn your job into a drinking game, then you might as well. While I’m stock piling liquor samples in the office, you can run out and grab a good bottle of something and play along with us. This is full proof to get you pretty drunk.


1 Drink

  • Florals at Erdem
  • Jeremy Scott is ugly
  • Cocoa Rocha opens or closes Zac Posen
  • Proenza rips off Balenciaga (Nic or Wang)
  • Everyone declares Prada flawless (if someone says “Mother Miuccia” or “slay” drink twice)
  • Elie Saab has beaded gowns
  • Dolce & Gabbana use lace/reference Italy
  • Julien Macdonald looks like 2009 Versace
  • 1-2 black models
  • 104 Asian models
  • More than 3 trenches at Burberry
  • Rodarte falls even farther from grace
  • Dior has “New Look” looks
  • Chanel has more than 80 looks; at least 50 are completely tweed
  • Comme des Garcons is 100% conceptual

Extreme Mode:

Finish Your Drink

  • All-white casts
  • Anna Dello Russo’s outfits
  • Marine Deleeuw and Sasha Luss in any show
  • Valentino recycles long-sleeved A-line silhouette at least 7 times
  • Balmain
  • Alexander McQueen

Extreme Extreme Mode:

Entire bottle of vodka

  • Saint Laurent has an all-white cast with rocker inspiration and skinny looks

I have to say, all of these things will happen. It’s bound to happen. You’re going to be on your ass drunk and you’re going to love it.

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Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.