When I was in high school, there was a heavy population of ESL students who shopped at stores like DEB and unknowingly came to school adorned in inappropriate garb on the regular. One example that comes to mind was a Haitian girl rocking a bedazzled confederate flag t-shirt – hard. It was a cringe-worthy fashion choice, one that affected me so deeply that I’m recalling it for anecdotal purposes almost ten years later. And that thing? It’s like this thing:
These pants, available on Etsy (where else), are $100 bucks and shockingly, have been listed on Etsy since 2009. How these fashion-forward jeans haven’t been snatched up by now is anyone’s guess. The sperm, if you were wondering, came “from a shirt that had about a 100 of these little guys on the front and back.”
This is not fashion. This is what happens when DIY becomes too attainable and a perfectly good pair of Levi’s is reduced to a backdrop for crappy semen applique.
