Facebook Status Leads to Arrest

Well done, Facebook. Instead of being a resource of relationship strife, this time you got a schmuck off the road. As far as I’m concerned, drunk driving is beyond awful, and bragging about it on social media makes me want to vomit (and not in the drunk way). Jacob Cox-Brown, an 18 year old from Oregon, updated his Facebook status to let the world know he hit a car whilst driving drunk on New Year’s Eve. The local cops in Astoria, Oregon were obviously as nauseated by this as I was… so they arrested him on two counts of failing to perform duties of a drive. BRAVO!

Here’s the rest of “buzz” on this sitch.

 

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber