I always say that if you are scared of something in life, push yourself towards it. The only exception of course, is spiders. Eric Ortiz (from Florida OBVIOUSLY), didn’t share my sentiment and decided to celebrate his fear of spiders by tattooing a black widow on his face.
He states he isn’t worried about getting a job since he already does landscaping and tile-work. He doesn’t care what the “haters” say because when you see a spider in your house, you jump, so apparently he wants you to jump when you see his face. He also has the word ‘P A I N’ tattooed on his fingers, which probably represents the pain in the ass it is going to be to have that tattoo removed if he ever decides it looks fucking stupid.
I think to celebrate his stupidity I am going to get a tattoo on my face of one of my biggest fears. The next time you see me there will be a big vagina inked onto my forehead.
