We may all enjoy looking at a chiseled beefy hunk wearing nothing but a mesh thong from the Direct Male Catalog, but what we all secretly want is a nice Jewish guy with a strong moral compass and a steady job. One night stands with a sweaty bass player that doesn’t remember your last name and wipes his ass with coffee filters are great on the short term, but a cute, goofy guy with glasses and a bitchin jew-fro has much more long term potential, which is equally as important as a one night stand. It was from this idea that the Nice Jewish Guys calendar was born, to shed some spotlight on all the nice guys out there that won’t date rape you, even if you offer them the roofies, yourself.
Created by TV producer Adam Cohen, the calendar is now in its second year, and has achieved some pretty great success, and become a comment of some moderate cultural significance. At only 7.99 a pop, it would make a great gift for any single Jewish women or hebrew-philes in your life. It’s only January, so you should probably get off your ass and go grab a new calendar anyway. So what are you waiting for? Stop salivating over unattainable hunks, and start fantasizing about fiscal responsibility and sex while wearing dress socks.
