FASHION

Dress For Action!

Written by Bryce

Are you a fashion superhero? Here are 10 signs you might be the action-oriented fashion superhero you suspect you are:

1. You fear no color, print, or pattern.

2. Synthetic materials are the dark force you wish to destroy.

3. You wear the skins of snakes, lizards, and giant ostriches just to harness their power.

4. No heel is too high, or too dangerous. You also know heels can be used as weapons in a pinch.

5. You wear aggressively-beaded things. Each bead is a badge of honor.

6. Your mom’s suggestion for yet another twinset goes unnoticed. You prefer drapey, crepey things.

7. You consider every patch of pavement a runway.

8. Your hair is your cape. It gives you infinite powers.

9. Your closet is really your armory.

10. You use sparkles to reflect light into the eyes of villains.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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