A nine-foot-tall devil statue with an erection recently ‘popped up’ in Vancouver.
Nobody knows how or why, but a devil statue with a raging boner randomly appeared outside a train station in Vancouver last week.
Vancouver prides itself on being a progressive city, but I guess the devil’s dick is just one step too far, because they had it abruptly removed by 3:15 on the day it appeared. The statue was reportedly placed in the spot where a Christopher Columbus statue had previously been.
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Vancouver residents are up in arms, some even petitioning the that the statue be returned, since it is a nice change from normal ‘banal’ public art.
One supporter even said, “We all need some devil dick in our lives.”
I couldn’t agree more, my sister. Preaching to the choir.
